@edjenko

E D JENKINS former smart person gay elf enjoyer rep @Awritesinger https://xitter.cf/t.co/Rq4Tv77pdX

 Sydney
edjenkins.com.au
Joined January 2013
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when the fantasy book starts getting into trade relations between neighbouring nations
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its jex btw@beersmoker9315h
social rules are different for me than for everyone else due to my high base level of unlikeability
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numerous friends taunting me with leaks from the new ACOTAR like 'lmao you like this shit don't you buddy?' Yes! I do! I like it a lot!
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beach
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went home and fell asleep for 4 hours but thats just the cost of beach
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life cant just be literature and critical theory. You have to read yaoi too
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how come when you're reading a good book life is so good and when you're reading a bad book life stinks has anyone looked into this
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Benny Feldman@FeldfrogOct 24
I try to watch movies from the perspective of an audience member and try to imagine what I might think if I was someone watching the movie
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my friend is designing a uni course in english so it can be accredited here before being AI translated and then only ever taught overseas don delillo pleeease respond
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ordered a new gaming pc and im going psycho cleaning and rearranging my desk to prepare its like a new baby is coming home im nesting
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taking my kid to nippers and I keep giving him double thumbs up across the beach and he keeps scowling back and giving me a thumbs down. thats my son. my beautiful perfect indoor son.
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walked past a bar and they got How It鈥檚 Made on the tv. They got me. Floated on up there like a cartoon character sniffing a pie on a windowsill
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Joey Garcia@NotJosephGarciaOct 16
In my screening of You Can See Everything, there was this guy sitting next to me that kept fading in and out. Every couple minutes he would lower his opacity to 65% then to 13% then back up to 95%. So obnoxious. People don鈥檛 know how to behave in theaters anymore.
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Dan Baltic
@baltic_danOct 15
Most of you don't need some sort of bespoke soulmate. You're not very complicated. I'm different in this regard because I'm rather unusual and need to live the erotic life of the artist. To enjoy perfect love. But you should just find someone that's ok and get married
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getting really into pavarotti for reasons that are well beyond even my considerable powers of comprehension
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Lukas Battle@lukasbattleOct 15
Took a B12 vitamin this morning in hopes it not only solves all of the issues I currently have internally but but also globally, reaching people in all corners of the world
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Slappy@SlapmemamOct 14
found a key on the ground. exciting to know a problem exists somewhere
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Ralph Bakshi
@ralphbakshiOct 14
A Mike Ploog Ringwraith design (1977) #lotr
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Benny Feldman@Feldfrog10 Nov 2025
It鈥檚 just a joke dude. It鈥檚 just a form of speech. Speech doesn鈥檛 communicate ideas
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Emma 馃棥@edjenko4 Oct 2023
i can tell when a book is good just by reading it
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