@eeeosburn

big crusty man with beard they call me hank hill

 Yellow trash can
Joined June 2013
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Life is worth the living
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calb@garfieldz_loverOct 27
*paws at you* drink beer with me *paws at you* drink beer with me *paws at you* drink beer with me *paws at you* drink beer with me *paws at you* drink beer with me *paws at you* drink beer with me *paws at you* drink beer with *paws at you* drink beer
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My fav activity to do at work is drink beer in the parking lot
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Work so boring im disappointed my email dry
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Sorry i was busy shit baggin
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Third space? You mean the bar
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Watching porn just in case i get laid So ill last
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‎‏َ@hepkirildiOct 8
Çok fazla boş koltuk varken biri yanıma oturduğunda
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jake@wormpullerOct 9
As someone suffering from ADHD it is crucial that I DoorDash liquor and candy to my house 6 times a day
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joe@spinningjoeAug 30
[joe rogan] so you're saying you've never been fed? [domestic cat that was fed thirty minutes ago] that's right joe. i've never been fed in my entire whole life [joe rogan] wow
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I was gone for a day and missed the drop of uncle pussy
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Small talk w/ customers be like: clouds be squirtin
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Sorry im an hour late I was worrying
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Went here and everyone knew me
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Clock out, cocks out
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Off to the bar, wish me well
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Eating his entire zyn can like a natures valley bar
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Adjusting my pubes like men adjusting they balls
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Just door dashed a corn dog to my job for brain stimulation
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A glizzy would make my member hard
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