egg lover

I’m glad my cat doesn’t like wine. I’d have a difficult time saying no to her.

I love my visions but it’s nice to partake in mind altering substances so I can escape from both reality and hyper reality

My cannabis package was stopped by the USPS. I am disappointed to say the least.

I bruised my hand from walking into a wall ouch

I’m not manic. I’m just a control freak

I know I said I was getting into salad dressing but I raw dog it most of the time I like dry salad.

Is processed food a sin?

Yesterday as I was leaving a friend, I said “keep it moist” because I was referring to a wound and triple a cream, and that’s what she said.

Heal the world Michael Jackson god bless make it a better place for you and for me

Mom, dad, I’m a mystic 🔮

These are my zoomer pants

I found a green crayon while reading about Denon’s Egypt in which the author refers to his medium as a crayon 🖍️

Someone on the bus asked if I was in school, and when I responded that I was 32. She said I looked like I was still in high school. It’s because I started wearing flared jeans like the zoomers.

My “Native American witch doctor” went viral on TikTok and I’m here reading all the drama on her Facebook fan page from the influx 🍿

ATTENTION WOMEN: do wall twists. You’re welcome and feel free to share results.

Friends and foes, I made the best eggs this morning! ☀️

Jeff Bezos after Lauren Sanchez

One of the worst feelings as a woman is the panty hose seam on the toes