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Joined January 2026
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Daylight Savings or not, there is always time for weed.
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I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re a faggot
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they’re putting surface to air missile defense systems outside of trumps mar a lago home while mobilizing the national guard across the country and instructing soldiers to dig mass graves in case you were wondering
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A young bison jumps for joy at the first snow of the season. Montana.
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In 1976, the U.S. government funded one of the most psychedelic short films ever made. It was filled with odd images and occult symbols. 🎬 from 200 (1976) by Vince Collins.
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Her boobs light up my world call that areola borealis
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Bras don’t support your breasts! They close off your heart!! Throw them away!!!
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hate small talk. and large talk too for that matter
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Being weird is a full time job.
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Maps shows how fast could you travel across the U.S. in the 1800s
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⚠️ According to @grok, "No. A full moon does not cause a detectable jump in the global earthquake rate." Now look below at the morning report from Moon and Antipode, and especially at the global earthquake rate indicated by the blue curve. I don't know about you, but I clearly see a jump in the global earthquake rate at the time of the Full Moon!
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⚠️‼️Look out! We just got magnetic level 7+ alerts from magnetometers around the world! Something big may be about to happen. Moon just crossed the Eurasian Plate to the Indian Plate and Antipode crossed to the Nazca Plate. Could be an upcoming solar flare or a big earthquake. The M 5.2 quake in Afghanistan does not seem to be big enough to be the resolution of these alerts.
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‼️Moon and Antipode have submitted their upcoming tectonic boundary crossing schedule to us because we all have attained the coveted "need to know" security status. At this very moment, Moon has put on her work boots and stepped onto the Mid-Atlantic Ridge - this puts the boundary connections in a caution east to the Mediterranean, and west to the coasts of Central America to Chile.
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Getting a fake ID making me younger so i qualify for the New York City Ballet $30 for 30 program
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If you're outraged that churches are burning in France but were silent when Israel bombed the 3rd oldest church in the world, you're a hypocrite.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Criminalize obesity now!
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I would like to get that in writing.
IF DEMOCRATS WIN THEY WILL SPEND EVERY MINUTE TRYING TO JAIL TRUMP
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