egg priv - @eggafterdark1 18+!!!!!!!

23 in human years
Joined January 2026
what da hell is esex are you just moaning at each other on discord
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shut the fuck up bruh you on the same team 😭😭
karma’s a bitch, huh?
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why my shit smell like ass
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can i sit too close to you and burp in your ear or are you not chill like that
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confess your sins to the egg. confess your love to the egg. confess. your fate is not yet sealed.
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jjjjjerking off
I refuse to participate in this until someone tells me what jjjjj is
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When I say "butt naked" it is a conscious choice not a mistake
We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'
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ahoy matey. arghh.
Replying to @MarkDuplass
shudder isnt available in my country mr duplass. what now
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im scheduling this tweet for 3am when im dead asleep because the grind never stops #beast
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granny smith more like cousin rebecca
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genuinely one of the funniest things ive seen on here in a while
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its my day
Today is National Nut Day.
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eggybody look at baby evilhag drawing now thank
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ive never been horny you guys are gross
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just got reminded of canadian milkbags thats crazy
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i used the penis to destroy the penis
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getting so excited i do a wee wee
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watching regular porn in sepia tone to make it vintage
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getting room tone before i jerk off
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no one on this bus knows im egg
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