egg priv - @eggafterdark1 18+!!!!!!!

23 in human years
Joined January 2026
When I say "butt naked" it is a conscious choice not a mistake
We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'
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ahoy matey. arghh.
Replying to @MarkDuplass
shudder isnt available in my country mr duplass. what now
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i dont goon i do something much more sophisticated and mysterious
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lethal egg farts
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im hungry…… for justice!! and mcdongal beeswchurger
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killed a man for chump change and a chili’s gift card and all he had to say was ‘have you watched the wire’
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i have organic white fluid coming out of me too tom holland you aint special
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i vant to suck your breasts
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Egg retweeted
i play guitar so women wonder what else my fingers do but really they just dig in my butt
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Egg retweeted
I honestly don’t understand how Ads are supposed to work on me. There’s no way you think interrupting my video that I was watching will make me like your product
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i’m scared of judge judy because she could beat the living hell out of me
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i got a fat ass ass
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this is genuinely one of my favorite videos ever
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sucking dick every week just to make sure i still dont like it
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blowjob this blowjob that how about you find a job so you can blow your money at the casino #gambler #neverstop #youresoclose #winner
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I think the hate for Bear’s character made everyone overlook how good his performance was. When really it should've done the opposite 😩 Like y’all hated that man so much you forgot to give the actor credit for how well he played such a bitch ass dude 😭
People really wonder why Michael Johnston would campaign for a best actor award when this scene literally exists (this is some of the best acting this whole year btw)
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