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Nobody cares. Work harder. Beebo Russell appreciator.

Joined April 2011
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Am I the only one who has no idea what’s going on in a Traitors challenge until they’re actually halfway through the challenge? Even then, it’s pure speculation. #TheTraitors
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Photo released of the legend standing his ground against Lindsey Clancy.
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#gta6 This shit is getting so old already. @elonmusk Please pull your finger out of your ass and start dealing with rage bait posts. Your “town square” is becoming pointless and fucking exhausting.
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Can we normalise not saying “Hey @grok”?
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Everyone knows they don’t have to say “Hey” to @Grok right?
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Who decided that @bbc promo was a good idea?
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#ENGARG Someone please tell him the other boys are right there in the room with him. He’s not on the tube. 🤫
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Replying to @OliLondonTV
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Did anyone ever successfully erase ink using that weird sandy end of an eraser?
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#mvpmma Get that fucking commentator out of there. He sucks ass!
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Everything about #MVPNetflix is so low rent. I was legitimately excited for this. What a disappointment. So embarrasing. Those commentators are the worst. One of them sounds like a shitty morning radio DJ from 1997. Clearly trying to hide the lack of crowd behind these lights but we can see there’s about 100 people there.
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The last guy had me rolling 🤣🤣 Third lady back away slowly 😆
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It was a great scene. The team bonded, Bob was accepted and Maverick made steps towards peace with Rooster.
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@BillQueens Stop reading the comments and go watch it. Top Gun is cinema gold. Maverick is platinum tier. Don’t miss it out of spite.
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I posted a video on Monday talking about how much I hate Pedro Pascal - and it isn't because he's a leftist. It's because the entire entertainment space is working overtime to position him as the "cure" for traditional masculinity. That the "Pedro Pascal" brand of masculinity is the right one - because he cries a lot, is very emotional, fragile, sensitive, because he's so vocal about trans rights. He is allowed to touch women and behave somewhat bizarrely towards them (there are infinite videos of him performatively complimenting women's nails?) and nobody bats an eye because he's got this gay affect that is disarming. This would make the women of the Internet scream if any other man did it. But Pascal gets a pass. His entire persona seems so manufactured and contrived and performative. And I genuinely cringe when I see his overly emotional displays all over my feed. I would have less of an issue with him if he seemed sincere. But he isn't. He's just a 50-year-old weirdo who behaves like a teenage girl. And the media is bashing women up and forcing us to find him attractive. He isn't. He's a fake and I hate him. 😂
Pedro Pascal and Sarah Paulson at the press night of ‘Evita’ starring Rachel Zegler.
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How the fuck do I block any spam with Steven Bartlett?
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Chinese memes on American re-industrialization rolling in. lol the music. 😂
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How many Indian “list” accounts must I block? Can’t I just block the whole country?
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Sounded like the intro to an Eminem song!🤣🤣🤣
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