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joyce

@eljoyce_

free 🇨🇩 | chelsea fan + distance runner + feminist fairy 🧚🏾‍♂️

Joined May 2014
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Replying to @KnuxNKE
You weren’t allowed to watch wizards of waverly place growing up innit
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Grace@GreyseeyaOct 25
We actually speak Lingala well in comparison to our European counterparts, the only group on par with us is Congolese Germans and that's because our parents could not speak English or German when they moved so they spoke to us in Lingala alot.
Téz ☆ (@tezillionaire) profile pictureTéz ☆@tezillionaireOct 25
Ok but my thing is– we already know that so where do we go from here? Yes, many of us don’t speak Lingala as well as other Congolese people. Yes, we are very far removed from Congo as Europeans. How is it productive to keep having this conversation without some sort of solution?
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lxlia@lxlyuhOct 21
the doctor's saying it's the worst case of kisslessness he's ever seen and you have to give me 100 kisses soon or i'll drop dead
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@GideoomaticOct 6
"I made a mistake by putting someone of the stature of Pelé or Maradona on to warm up and then not putting him in the game. If it were today I would not do it." 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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pepper@CasaDupreSep 29
city cooking the books is the reason why I was seeing inverted fullbacks in league one
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To be so madly in love with my wife that i remember a random stranger that let me hold the pen that led my life to a happier tomorrow. Incredible.
j for jalese alv (@gatosburritos) profile picturej for jalese alv@gatosburritosSep 28
crazy story today my parents randomly ran into the person who let my dad borrow a pen to write my moms number when they first met in 1991
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you know what’s crazy? it ends on a random tuesday too.
𝔑𝔞𝔞 ♡ (@nabendol) profile picture𝔑𝔞𝔞 ♡@nabendolSep 22
You meet someone on a random Tuesday and they suddenly become a big part of your life.
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The God I serve🙏🏾 Makeup by me on my QUEEN BEYONCE
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Nike’s downfall needs to be studied over the last decade, I know Federer was in that meeting showing him the blueprint as to how much money he can make away from Nike.
The Athletic | Football (@TheAthleticFC) profile pictureThe Athletic | Football
@TheAthleticFCSep 18
Real Madrid striker Kylian Mbappe has quit his long-term relationship with Nike to become the face of Swiss company On’s first expansion into football boots. On has also hired former France and Arsenal star Thierry Henry as the firm’s Director of Football. Henry has been secretly working in the role since 2025 and played a role in convincing Mbappe, 27, to join upon the expiration of his contract with Nike this summer. Full story from @AdamCrafton_ ⬇️ bit.ly/4hbTpzf
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And I hate when ppl on random outings wanna swap socials, like no let’s just vibe bro and never see each other again!
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isaiah
@tlop444Sep 17
it would honestly be an entirely different song without the tag
songs that go hard (@songsgohard) profile picturesongs that go hard
@songsgohardSep 16
Fun fact: When Metro Boomin had worked with Ye on “Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1”, he originally left out his producer tag out of respect for Ye Ye later reached out to Metro for his tag before playing the song for the first time. The rest is history…
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@vsrsusSep 16
Cobham 2013-15. No caption needed.
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Back to strictly mince, veg, sweet potato and pump covers for the next few months. No one seeing this body until 2027.
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Our feminists are calling women “ran through” and misusing male centred lmao
communist captain obvious 🍉 (@pippercorn) profile picturecommunist captain obvious 🍉@pippercornSep 14
uh oh! this is just misogyny!
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@JAMvsJAMSep 14
Guys. She left shit EVERYWHERE. On the floor, on the machines. She shit. EVERYWHERE and they still let her continue????????
Wilson is Running 🇲🇾 (@wilsonyimby) profile pictureWilson is Running 🇲🇾
@wilsonyimbySep 14
Insane gaslighting statement from Hyrox Sorry you may permanently ban me This is stupid. Defecating in a closed venue event is a biohazard risk especially when equipments are being shared Can we ask for full refund?
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if zverev has zero haters I am DEAD. it can never be well with him
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LB@lnbshrSep 15
I’m so mad/Disgusted by that Hyrox situation it’s not even funny
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Correct. They don't have a right. Nobody has the right to a child. It's insane that you consider that misogynistic and regressive.
Wes (@gardenofgag) profile pictureWes
@gardenofgagSep 12
So according to some people, women who can’t physically bear a child don’t deserve the right to have a biological child anymore. Do y’all even see how regressive & misogynistic this sounds?
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