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I'm just a boy, sitting in front of my phone, liking everyone's tweets | 🎾 ⚽️ ♟️ 🇹🇹

Trinidad and Tobago
Joined October 2019
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Rel plenty. I relllllll love my friends hoss. Dem hadda know dat all de time.
Do y'all openly say "love you" in your friendships?
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In a weird way, everybody is rooting for you. When you go to a job interview, the interviewer wants you to be amazing so they don’t have to look anymore. when you go on a date, the person wants to have an amazing date with you. If you make a piece of content, people want to see amazing pieces of content and they have no problem if it’s yours. the instant you get into the mindset that people want you to do well, your entire world gets better. And you’ll be shocked to know this pattern keeps repeating in different areas of life.
Hit me with the harshest reality truth.
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A beautiful idea. Haunting. "I've kept more promises than I made" is pure poetry. But no one is going to enjoy that, no one treasures it, so he's forced to keep talking about how some 55 year old senator has a super tight and fuckable ass.
Trump: "I've kept every single promise I made, except far more. I've actually kept far more promises than I made."
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They used to just play shows like this on broadcast tv
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Can someone explain to a Jew why it is that Catholics appreciate Metal imagery (it’s always skulls, blood and roses with them) but Protestants melt down at the sight of anything approaching PG-13
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This is an incredible accomplishment by India. Absolutely world-changing.
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I can’t believe we’re two months away from 2027 and the easiest way to save something as a PDF is still to lie to your computer and tell it you’re about to print it.
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Louis CK sorry for the strokes Will Smith sorry for smash mouth Jimmy Carr sorry for killing joke Defective peroxide sorry for 4 non blondes Owl sorry for the who Misogynists sorry for everything but the girl UK beef industry sorry for madness US government sorry for megadeth
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Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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This sounds a lot like Inner Game of Tennis.
No exaggeration, this guy might be the best interview in pro sports right now
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Imagine posing for some embarrassing stock photo work just to make a few bucks. “These photos go into enormous databases,” they tell you. “No one will ever see them.” Then you wake up one random October day to find yourself as Sexually Transmitted Diarrhea Guy
Sexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise - and it's morphing into a drug-resistant superbug trib.al/J1D5jaQ
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POV: Sos adolescente y estás pronto para una trasnoche de tenis en pleno enero de 2005
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It's the phones
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what the actual fuck
US road rage killer's sentence quashed because AI video of victim was shown in court bbc.in/4rGHDS4
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The sentence was thrown out because an appeals judge ruled that the video should not have been shown in the original trial. BBC misleadingly implies that the sentence was quashed because of the persuasive impact of the video itself. bbc.com/news/articles/…
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This turned out to be the most prophetic tweet of the year
Breaking news: Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has revealed that an OpenAI agent hacked an Australian government health service website in June, in the latest high-profile cyber incident involving AI ft.trib.al/gloVAyn
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genuinely one of the most formative, load-bearing texts of our time
First trailer for ‘CLOWN PANIC’, a documentary about the national drama that unfolded in 2016 after alleged evil clown sightings. Releasing October 12 on Hulu.
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Having an Onion nostalgia trip today. Hard for the youngins to understand how a satirical newspaper captured the zeitgeist so well in the early aughts. I’d almost forgotten this banger: a 9/11 conspiracy theorist squares off against Al Qaeda.
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I love this video because the visual concept is awesome, the choreography is brilliant, the instrumentals and the backing vocals are incredible, and it's all ruined by one of the worst singing voices I've ever heard
Music video from Swedish rapper Yung Lean and GENER8ION has an amazing choreography, created by artist Damien Jalet.
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Pure cinema; the brilliance of the editing here should be studied in film school.
It's an incredible cut, I would never have noticed if it wasn't pointed out. Here's another example from an ad that is 30 years old now and still blows my mind - keep an eye on the location, the jumps are quite.. spectacular.😂 @SpaceKoala @FilmJournalGuy
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this is what the establishment is afraid of
D’Angelo & Beck
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