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jesus stan. math nerd. wife guy. objectively correct. 😷

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Joined July 2012
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Public Library $55 million Arts & Culture $11 million Public Health $72 million Ottawa Police Services $358 million Affordable Housing $15 million someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my city is dying
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a phd
what do u do if u genuinely have no passion for anything no will to live and no desire to improve ur life
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i actually have a Lean proof that you are wonderful and that all shall be well and all manner of thing shall be well, but it's long and you won't read it
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What’s that, Lord? You were a stranger and I didn’t welcome you? My Lord, you must be confused: we outlawed your coming here. You were in the country illegally. … … Eternal fire, you say?
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The new O-Train urban rail system opens in Ottawa, Canada.
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I'm not aware of whatever discourse is currently going around so this isn't to endorse any particular claim, but so many otherwise sensible and compassionate people start sharpening their pitchforks whenever disability justice comes up in any way, it's maybe the most reliably predictable phenomenon on here. It's easy to dunk on some extreme examples every once in a while, I understand, but that's clearly not all it is.
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the internet rn
Man y'all really hate mathematicians huh. Seen some wild stuff on the timeline this past week. Including a 1M+ follower academic calling them "retards" and saying "Let AI wipe them out."
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why does everyone say woke 1.0 was in 2020… you guys werent 2010s SJWs ?!
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Replying to @veanimator
I have a collie and can confirm that they are all just... strange.
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that’s literally what it is: webmd.com/migraines-headache…
sometimes my ear gets super red and hot but i never asked a doctor because i know it’s just Heated Ear Syndrome, a condition i invented the first time my ear got super red and hot
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Where is downtown? It's an endless debate. I have made a tool that will finally settle it. Choose a city, add your definition of downtown, and compare it to the general public. Then share your map on social media!
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it looks just as cool when you do it. well maybe not *that* cool, that dog is way too cool. but you're close.
A dog smokes a cigarette in Washington Square, New York City, USA, 1983
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going up to a canadian couple: so which one of you is transgender and which one is french?
there are literally just 3 questions on the canadian census: are you married, transgender, or french
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exposed to hantavirus? get ahead of the curve with some evidence-based practices 1️⃣𝗧𝗮𝗹𝗸 𝘁𝗼 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲. It’s important to have a social safety net 2️⃣𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗻. It's the only way to expel the disease 3️⃣𝗚𝗼 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝗡𝗢𝗪
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they are saying being almost 30 is very chic and sexy and in right now
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boomers are like hey honey wanna go out to a restaurant and cough a lot.
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We should build a High Speed Rail (HSR) Network for Southern Ontario. Today I argue in @TorontoStar, that for the price of Ford's Highway 401 Tunnel Vision, we can! But more than write an article, I've put together a proposal for what it can look like, and cost. (1/10) 👇👀
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this but unironically
i’m locking in as soon as covid’s over bro
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Romans suffer massive cortisol spike after Jesus brutally resurrectionmoggs them
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