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@embugatti
Joined April 2012
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Today a girl gave me her resume for the cafe I manage and I kid you not one of her two educational school achievements was 'best dressed in year 11 and 12 formal' and I'm just really not sure what is going on anymore
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[my gf actually turns into a worm] me: oh my god. it’s ok, i’ll still go out with you my worm gf: [sees a cool worm wearing a leather jacket] i think we should see other people
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me at benihana teapawt.net/th3saddestangel/status…
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How old were you when you realized Lindsay Lohan doesn’t have a twin
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My sister finna come to my house n turn my ass upside down😭
Image from tia (@califortia)
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why dont pizzas come w that lil table anymore
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Small weekend is over.. now entering big weekend ☹️ – at Abuja, Nigeria
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Twitter 😂
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the voices in my head 8 days into quarantine be sounding like this teapawt.net/findurmeme/status/1169…
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The perfect time to eat raw chicken and become a skinny legend by the time we are out of isolation is NOW
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Mom sent a picture of how their street is socializing
Image from Heraa (@caveheraa)
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Me being discovered after one week of quarantine
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For the love of god UNMUTE THIS
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I WAS FACETIMING THIS BOY WHILE I WAS AT THE STORE.. I GOT IN LINE TO PAY FOR MY STUFF.. IM LIKE "IMA PUT U IN MY POCKET TIL IM DONE".. HE LIKE OK 🙂.. SOON AS I PUT THE PHONE IN MY POCKET DUDE STARTED SCREAMIN "🗣AHHHHH GET ME OUTTA HERE!!! I CANT BREATHE!!! AHHHHHH!!!"... BRO😂
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