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Someone please tell Americans that Jesus wasn't a blue eyed blonde haired Swedish person.
BREAKING 🚨 President Trump stuns America by having an Artist PAINT JESUS CHRIST at his New Year’s Eve Party WE NEED TO MAKE HER FAMOUS ABSOLUTELY STUNNING 🙏
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he's right it should've been on a Talmud
“How the f*ck do you get sworn in as an American mayor in an American city, New York, on a f*cking Quran? How do you swear allegiance to America from a Quran?” Good question 🤔
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why is it so normalized to just not understand the first law of thermodynamics.
POV: Two different body types 😂..
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One punch per season man
probably the best action scene in One Punch Man Season 3, its really good
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so you don't do basic adult chores unless you're married lol? your house must be disgusting
“Why aren’t you married?” lol
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"fast metabolism" in the big 2026 💔💔
It’s all fun and games until the one with a fast metabolism stays skinny
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people just be retarded on purpose nowadays
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when I'm out of rape juice
Replying to @SleepyPanda666
The fact that milk is basically rape juice not enough for ya? How about this: Milk-based cheese contains stomach lining and addictive drugs, and that’s not all. It’s also crawling with bacteria—some of it harmless and some of it pretty icky. For example, the same family of bacteria that makes Limburger cheese smell so bad (brevibacterium linens) is what makes your feet stink 😵 headlines.peta.org/not-your-…
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Cows are not raped for their milk. Dairy farms have cows enter milking machines voluntarily. lhf.org/learning-field… B. Linens naturally exist on human skin, in soils or dairy and are harmless. sciencedirect.com/topics/agricul… Brevibacterium Linens have been shown to provide benefits to the gut health of people and animals. onlinelibrary.wiley.com/share/EUGMUU8I…
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that saliva that keeps bouncing between his lips is pissing me the fuck off
LGBTQ ally gets called "transphobic" at work. These people's narcism is astounding.
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I fucking hate this app
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How tf does snapchat work?