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Grown up sized white baby I’m friends with: The way I be drinking this damn apple juice…ooh chile😂
Me: You can’t be talking like that White Baby.
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Christian Yelich says that ripping darts during batting practice was an important good luck charm for Brewers hitters
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Just a reminder that since the Brewers are the only MLB team named after a working-class job they are the official baseball team of the proletariat.
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So tragic what happened in SC. As close to an assassination as we will see in this country.
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In the theater: Oh dear…I’ve got to go to the restroom…but I don’t want to miss something important! Oh bother…
In the bathroom: FUCK YEAH. Feels so fuckin good to PISS. I fuckin HATE MOVIES
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best of luck figuring out a tactical justification for covering an aircraft carrier in tacky gold leaf
WAPO SCOOP: The Navy is considering a major redesign of its new aircraft carriers to better match President Donald Trump’s aesthetic preferences for the warships, according to seven current and former U.S. officials familiar with the matter.
By @noahjrobertson and @TaraCopp
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What a wild rendition of the national anthem tonight at American Family Field. First time I’ve seen a grill used as an instrument!
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Neera Tanden: "That's a good point. I hadn't thought about it that way. Maybe I'll take another look at this socialism stuff."
Don Hughes: "Glad to hear it. I guess arguing online was a good use of my time after all."
Neera Tanden: "Yes."
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poly boyfriend: we find it easier to not tell each other who we’re dating
poly girlfriend: *loudly getting banged in the other room*
poly boyfriend (cont.): if you have more time, I’d love to show you my herb garden out back






















