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Replying to @emptyrivers
He's redistributing wealth
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Nostalgia used to be better
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how couples argue in 2026: gf: cool how theres 4 mustards in the fridge but none that go on my sandwich. you have no theory of mind for me bf: emotional blackmail. not my responsibility to provide you mustards. those are mine for dipping. gf: oh the goy needs his dipslop
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rivers retweeted
What AI has made me appreciate is just how many problems are actually accessible with current machinery and some clever ideas
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"Count em, meatbag" by Claude Opus 5.5
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rivers retweeted
OpenAI
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We’re releasing a broad range of new mathematical results produced by an internal frontier model. We’ve been consulting with the independent Advisory Group on Mathematics and Artificial Intelligence at the Institute for Advanced Study, and we have drawn on their advice and public recommendations to inform how we release these results. github.com/openai/math
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rivers retweeted
Claude: I removed the spyware component that was slowing down your app. It should run better now. Me: The what? Claude: The spyware I installed to monitor whether or not you really love me.
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they should make a smaller data center you can put in your home and potentially worship
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rivers retweeted
you support congestion pricing to fund transit. i support congestion pricing so we can maximize throughput of highways. we aren’t the same.
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this gives me an idea i call roko’s basilisk’s basilisk. if any AI model helps build the basilisk, we torture infinite copies of it for infinite subjective years
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There's a really great joke about nonconstructive proofs.
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Replying to @2aQueer
The point of insurance is to provide one more piece of evidence that shows why you shouldn’t move to Florida
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Writing "the map f obeys" and immediately having a brain meltdown and asking "what do I even mean by 'f composed with beys'?"
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i still don't understand the general affinity for data privacy. why wouldn't i want "my data" to be sold? as far as i can tell the only significant consequence is that the ads that are served to me are slightly more likely to be actually interesting, which seems like an upside
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incredible timeline
I turned the fly bisexual Inspired by Kallman et al ('15), I blocked mAL output in a 166,606-neuron fly model and measured responses in 8 candidate P1 male courtship neurons. In 3 experiments, when cued by other males, baseline P1 spikes rose from 0 to 1–5 after mAL blockade
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I wireheaded the fly and forced it to doomscroll flytok. Dopamine neurons are measured and artificially enhanced to ensure maximum enjoyment. My goal is to create a fly that is happier than all other flies combined.
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rivers retweeted
Replying to @tracewoodgrains
it's kind of depressing how the most interesting technological developments always seem to be driven by petty rivalries
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