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miss_vanlare

@emyvan1

car rien n'est impossible à Dieu.

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The series "Life of El" is complete, check out my new series "Church Angels" A rewrite of an old series i launched years ago. Enjoy. 1.selimsaidso.com/2026/03/23/s… 2.selimsaidso.com/2026/03/28/s…
S1E1: Where three are gathered…

S1E1: Where three are gathered…

The Cambridge dictionary defines a church as a building for Christian Religious activities. But to believers, it is more than a building. It is something deeper. Just like how the family makes a ho…

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miss_vanlare (@emyvan1) profile picturemiss_vanlare@emyvan16 Sep 2025
Hi guys, I trying to get back into my writing game. Kindly read the first two episodes out on my website. 1. selimsaidso.com/2025/08/16/e… 2. selimsaidso.com/2025/08/23/e…
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Jola@Jollz9h
And that, my dear, is ✨balance✨
Cookie (@Fieleyijinmi) profile pictureCookie@Fieleyijinmi9h
No “one” supports my delulu like ISWIS, conversely, no one keeps me as grounded either 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️
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Weffrey Jellington
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My final straw was the anti kidnapping campaign they came to do in the schools lmfao. And showed us images of “ritual k!lling”. What a time to be alive
Trav. (@travismuse09) profile pictureTrav.@travismuse0911h
I raise you the anti-drug trafficking cartoon campaign that played on TV3. I had a paralysing fear of cocaine since🤣🤣
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OTOME💪 (@TomeofTomeKoko) profile picture
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@TomeofTomeKoko11h
This is how envy manifests btw. If you can’t stand to see people happy without projecting negativity onto them, you are envious.
Nora 🌸💖 (@Noray457) profile pictureNora 🌸💖
@Noray457Nov 3
At this point Veekee James is doing too much abeg hope she maintains this energy even after giving birth to 4 children 😒
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Apollo.@apollo_sun2812h
Paying attention to who’s upset at work tomorrow
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Muyanja@leonekavuma12h
Someone mentioned that Americans only vote Democrats to punish Republicans for being naughty or to solve a major crisis. As soon as things get back to normal, they vote Republicans as a default 💀💀💀 – at Kampala, Uganda
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Your country kidnapped a head of state this year.
Blondini (@Blond1n1) profile pictureBlondini
@Blond1n123h
Legitimate question: if you don't live in the U.S, why do you give a fuck about the politics here?
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Spencer is his mother's child like madd🔥🔥🔥 everybody acted in this episode. That intervention scene is a masterclass #reasonabledoubtonhulu
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Not been following world politics of late but Texas went BLUEEEE!!!!!
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@divya_vennNov 3
Unironically this would probs be great for motorcycle safety
lili ୨୧ (@cjangkul) profile picturelili ୨୧@cjangkulNov 3
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بينـاز
@Biino_7Nov 3
لما تبدأ تستوعب إن مشاكل أهلك مو لازم تصير مشاكلك
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@rovabtwNov 3
they burned witches but somehow we still argue about what to do with pedophiles….
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Gambit 🐻🦍@SmylyThe3rdNov 3
This is the type of traffic you use to catch up on all your podcasts
Akosua Journalist (@Iam_aJournalist) profile pictureAkosua Journalist
@Iam_aJournalistNov 3
The worst traffic I’ve seen in years. Damn..
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@jeffwellz23h
Everyone is talking about it but when you say it they’ll say it’s “just your area”. So let everyone enjoy.
ELI (@iam_Ozias) profile pictureELI@iam_OziasNov 3
Ghana has a serious water issue. But it seems no one is talking about it.
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By leaving her child for her
𝐅𝐈𝐅𝐈🌟 (@fifss__) profile picture𝐅𝐈𝐅𝐈🌟
@fifss__Nov 2
Sis to sis : How do you impress a mother in law that doesn’t like you ??
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bourgeoisie🦍@mf_arthurrr12h
those are distasteful stuff to tweet about an ex btw
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Armed & Dangerous🐥@yazyaszx23h
This whole thing is funny when you realize how nasty he treated that his babe on this app for everyone to see to the point where she had to deactivate. The fact that THAT did not deter anyone from still being with him and still thinking they were above the program. Glass houses.
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Dr. Dream Girl🦋@AimaMohNov 3
Call it whatever you want: scouting, investing, befriending, the only reason you see a child and hang around till they turn 18 just so you can date them is bc you are a child predator and pedophile It means if they lowered the age of consent to 15 today you would enter sec schs
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The Irish invented a drink for this very dilemma.
Jesse Arm (@Jesse_Leg) profile pictureJesse Arm
@Jesse_Leg19h
I can't decide if I should drink coffee or alcohol.
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🐸📚@jinmaoreads17h
"cliches are boring" me when two characters fuck to get it out of their system but guess what its not out of their system
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"cliches get boring" me when they whisper "we shouldnt be doing this" but continue kissing:
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