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Joined April 2024
5 questions you should ask your new talking stage. Thank me later.๐Ÿ˜
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No divorced woman is happy being single again. Thatโ€™s why you see some of them bitter and wailing up and down on the timeline like a female dogs on heat. If you like, let them deceive you into leaving your marriage.
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So you want a tropical country like Nigeria to freak out because of "super el-nino" heat wave?? The excessive heat in this country scared the sh!t outta Covid lol, Excessive cold is our problem not heatโ€ฆhave you lots been to lokoja and sokotoโ€ฆ??
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God forbid i ever forget the love you showed me on my rainy days, because of a misunderstanding.
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Breaking news: Armed Bโ€ขnd!ts K!dnap Over 10 Passengers Travelling from Kebbi to Abuja Armed bandits have reportedly k!dnappยฃd more than 10 passengers travelling from Yauri in Kebbi State to Abuja. The abduction occurred yesterday, and the vehicleโ€™s driver was also taken. In a video from the incident, one of the victims is seen calling his mother while a bandit points an AK-47 r!flโ‚ฌ at the abducted passengers
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I hope attachments never find me again. Iโ€™m very bad at letting someone go, and I canโ€™t do that again. I get too used to people, too comfortable with their presence and suddenly, they become part of my daily life. When they leave, everything feels quiet in a way Iโ€™m not ready for. I donโ€™t know how to detach easily. I hold on longer than I should, even when it hurts.๐Ÿฅน
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I like as my laptop dey make aeroplane noises, It's a sign that I will soon japa. โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿคญ
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Why should he consult me before giving his siblings money? His own blood oh. People he grew up with. Please, I want a man who is generous to his family. If he has it and wants to give them, by all means, let him give them.
If your husband gives his siblings money without consulting you, is that generosity or financial disrespect toward his wife?๐Ÿ‘‡
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And when a nonchalant stingy man looks at me, may he go blind.
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I hope attachments never find me again. Iโ€™m very bad at letting someone go, and I canโ€™t do that again. I get too used to people, too comfortable with their presence and suddenly, they become part of my daily life. When they leave, everything feels quiet in a way Iโ€™m not ready for. I donโ€™t know how to detach easily. I hold on longer than I should, even when it hurts.๐Ÿฅน
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In this video: Many shoppers lost focus in an Abuja market after attention shifted to a lady walking through with a notably curvy figure.๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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The kind of connection you make from meeting people at the restroom >>>>>
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I hardly do a full body video ever since I gained weight, but this is a short video of me๐Ÿฅฒ
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HOW TO DRESS LIKE YOUR MIRACLE! HALLELUJAH CHALLENGE 2026 ๐Ÿ“… OCTOBER 26th , 2026 ( Today) โฐ: 11:59pm โœˆ๏ธ 1. VISA APPROVAL & RELOCATION โ€ข Carry a suitcase or travel bag. โ€ข Wear a sweater or jacket. โ€ข Put on a head warmer. โ€ข Carry your international passport. ๐Ÿ’ 2. MARITAL SETTLEMENT โ€ข Ladies: Wear a white dress; gentlemen: wear a suit. โ€ข Wear a ring. โ€ข Hold a bouquet of flowers. โ€ข Add a bridal veil. ๐Ÿ‘ถ 3. FRUIT OF THE WOMB โ€ข Hold baby clothes. โ€ข Wear maternity-inspired clothing. โ€ข Place baby clothes over your tummy. โ€ข Carry a cute teddy bear. ๐Ÿ“š 4. ACADEMIC EXCELLENCE โ€ข Hold your books. โ€ข Carry your certificate or graduation scroll. โ€ข Write down the results youโ€™re praying for. ๐Ÿ’ฐ 5. FINANCIAL BREAKTHROUGH โ€ข Hold some cash. โ€ข Carry your ATM card. โ€ข Dress up and accessorize. โ€ข Write down your financial goals. ๐Ÿฉบ 6. DIVINE HEALTH โ€ข Carry a basket of fruits. โ€ข Hold a bottle of water. โ€ข Wear a comfortable outfit. โ€ข Write โ€œGOOD HEALTHโ€ boldly on a piece of paper. ๐Ÿก 7. HOUSE & CAR OWNERSHIP โ€ข Hold your keys. โ€ข Carry a file representing your dream house or car. โ€ข Bring a key holder. ๐Ÿ’ผ 8. NEW JOB OPPORTUNITIES โ€ข Write out your desired employment letter. โ€ข Hold a laptop. โ€ข Carry your CV. โ€ข Dress professionally in corporate attire. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ 9. BUSINESS GROWTH & INCREASED SALES โ€ข Hold your products and pray over your business. โ€ข Bring your business logo, flyer, or business card. โ€ข Dress to represent the business youโ€™re believing God to grow. ๐ŸŽ“ 10. SCHOLARSHIP OPPORTUNITIES โ€ข Carry your admission letter or application documents. โ€ข Hold your books. โ€ข Write down the scholarship youโ€™re believing God for. โ€ข Dress like a student ready for a new opportunity. ๐ŸŒ 11. INTERNATIONAL TRAVEL โ€ข Carry your suitcase. โ€ข Hold your passport. โ€ข Wear a travel-inspired outfit. โ€ข Write down your dream destination. ๐Ÿ“ˆ 12. CAREER ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION โ€ข Dress in corporate attire. โ€ข Carry your laptop or work bag. โ€ข Hold a file labelled โ€œPROMOTION.โ€ โ€ข Write down your desired position. ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ 13. DEBT FREEDOM & FINANCIAL STABILITY โ€ข Carry a written declaration of financial freedom. โ€ข Hold a notebook containing your financial goals. โ€ข Write โ€œDEBT-FREEโ€ boldly on a piece of paper. ๐Ÿš€ 14. BUSINESS EXPANSION โ€ข Carry your business products. โ€ข Hold your business plan or financial projections. โ€ข Bring your company logo or business cards. โ€ข Dress like the CEO youโ€™re praying to become! โœจ 15. PERSONAL BREAKTHROUGH & NEW BEGINNINGS โ€ข Write down your prayer requests. โ€ข Carry a journal representing your dreams. โ€ข Dress in an outfit that represents the new season youโ€™re trusting God for. ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ 16, A BETTER NIGERIA & THE NEXT PRESIDENT โ€ข Wear a green and white outfit. โ€ข Carry the Nigerian flag. โ€ข Write โ€œA BETTER NIGERIAโ€ boldly on a piece of paper. โ€ข Write down the Name and qualities you desire in the next president. DRESS LIKE YOUR MIRACLE IS ALREADY HERE! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ Your testimony will be the next one we celebrate! #HallelujahChallenge
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HOW TO DRESS LIKE YOUR MIRACLE! HALLELUJAH CHALLENGE 2026 ๐Ÿ“… OCTOBER 26th , 2026 ( Today) โฐ: 11:59pm โœˆ๏ธ 1. VISA APPROVAL & RELOCATION โ€ข Carry a suitcase or travel bag. โ€ข Wear a sweater or jacket. โ€ข Put on a head warmer. โ€ข Carry your international passport. ๐Ÿ’ 2. MARITAL SETTLEMENT โ€ข Ladies: Wear a white dress; gentlemen: wear a suit. โ€ข Wear a ring. โ€ข Hold a bouquet of flowers. โ€ข Add a bridal veil. ๐Ÿ‘ถ 3. FRUIT OF THE WOMB โ€ข Hold baby clothes. โ€ข Wear maternity-inspired clothing. โ€ข Place baby clothes over your tummy. โ€ข Carry a cute teddy bear. ๐Ÿ“š 4. ACADEMIC EXCELLENCE โ€ข Hold your books. โ€ข Carry your certificate or graduation scroll. โ€ข Write down the results youโ€™re praying for. ๐Ÿ’ฐ 5. FINANCIAL BREAKTHROUGH โ€ข Hold some cash. โ€ข Carry your ATM card. โ€ข Dress up and accessorize. โ€ข Write down your financial goals. ๐Ÿฉบ 6. DIVINE HEALTH โ€ข Carry a basket of fruits. โ€ข Hold a bottle of water. โ€ข Wear a comfortable outfit. โ€ข Write โ€œGOOD HEALTHโ€ boldly on a piece of paper. ๐Ÿก 7. HOUSE & CAR OWNERSHIP โ€ข Hold your keys. โ€ข Carry a file representing your dream house or car. โ€ข Bring a key holder. ๐Ÿ’ผ 8. NEW JOB OPPORTUNITIES โ€ข Write out your desired employment letter. โ€ข Hold a laptop. โ€ข Carry your CV. โ€ข Dress professionally in corporate attire. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ 9. BUSINESS GROWTH & INCREASED SALES โ€ข Hold your products and pray over your business. โ€ข Bring your business logo, flyer, or business card. โ€ข Dress to represent the business youโ€™re believing God to grow. ๐ŸŽ“ 10. SCHOLARSHIP OPPORTUNITIES โ€ข Carry your admission letter or application documents. โ€ข Hold your books. โ€ข Write down the scholarship youโ€™re believing God for. โ€ข Dress like a student ready for a new opportunity. ๐ŸŒ 11. INTERNATIONAL TRAVEL โ€ข Carry your suitcase. โ€ข Hold your passport. โ€ข Wear a travel-inspired outfit. โ€ข Write down your dream destination. ๐Ÿ“ˆ 12. CAREER ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION โ€ข Dress in corporate attire. โ€ข Carry your laptop or work bag. โ€ข Hold a file labelled โ€œPROMOTION.โ€ โ€ข Write down your desired position. ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ 13. DEBT FREEDOM & FINANCIAL STABILITY โ€ข Carry a written declaration of financial freedom. โ€ข Hold a notebook containing your financial goals. โ€ข Write โ€œDEBT-FREEโ€ boldly on a piece of paper. ๐Ÿš€ 14. BUSINESS EXPANSION โ€ข Carry your business products. โ€ข Hold your business plan or financial projections. โ€ข Bring your company logo or business cards. โ€ข Dress like the CEO youโ€™re praying to become! โœจ 15. PERSONAL BREAKTHROUGH & NEW BEGINNINGS โ€ข Write down your prayer requests. โ€ข Carry a journal representing your dreams. โ€ข Dress in an outfit that represents the new season youโ€™re trusting God for. ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ 16, A BETTER NIGERIA & THE NEXT PRESIDENT โ€ข Wear a green and white outfit. โ€ข Carry the Nigerian flag. โ€ข Write โ€œA BETTER NIGERIAโ€ boldly on a piece of paper. โ€ข Write down the Name and qualities you desire in the next president. DRESS LIKE YOUR MIRACLE IS ALREADY HERE! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ Your testimony will be the next one we celebrate! #HallelujahChallenge
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manifesting a new crib, new phone, new laptop and $2m
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My neighbour connected me to his WiFi, and Iโ€™ve been using it for free for over three months. Recently, the subscription expired, and I noticed he was struggling financially. Yesterday, I offered to pay for the WiFi since Iโ€™d also been benefiting from it. This man said no! He said he doesnโ€™t like collecting money from a woman and would renew it himself when he had the money. Omo, I just stood there looking at him. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Iโ€™m not trying to prove anything; I just want to help because youโ€™ve helped me too. What exactly are you forming? Are there still men who would rather struggle than accept genuine help from a woman simply because sheโ€™s a woman?
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Why can't airlines give us Jollof rice instead of junks , afterall we pay a huge amount to book flights . I boarded a flight to Abuja this morning . I wasn't seated by the window. When we were about to take off . I saw an empty seat and switched and I didn't know it was for business class . When it was time to share snacks , I was sure I perceived Jollof rice . When It got to my turn the hostess gave me snacks, I gave her bombastic side eyes ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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Lemme watch this movie abeg! ๐Ÿฅบ
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Whatever you lay your hands on shall benefit you. Have a blessed week full of good lucks and congratulations ๐ŸŽ‰
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Leave fine man and date a giver. Donโ€™t go for your spec, go for who loves you. Leave fine man.
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