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Strategy geek, potty mouth, occasional Dakota Suite drummer, performs doggy tricks for snacks. Views expressed here are hugely unprofessional.

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Joined June 2008
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Just my cat bringing home a neighbour's credit card statement
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Sunak: "Labour would cause irreversible damage within 100 days... Liz managed it in less than half that time"
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"lettuce go eh"
Happy Easter! ✝️
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Time we burned any messing with the flag huh
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Happy birthday to my favourite label. Delgados, Mogwai, Arab Strap, Radar Brothers... So much amazing stuff by such brilliant lovely people. Bravo.
Happy Birthday to us. 29 years ago today, on 6 February 1995, we punted out the first of literally hundreds of releases. CHEM001 aka ‘Monica Webster’, a fine 7” single by young upstarts @delgados_the, started something special that changed all of our lives.
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I maintain that this is a better rock album than anything else from it's time AND it has the greatest cover art ever.
An introduction to Funk in 20 albums. A thread 🧵 After going through this list, the funk shall be with you... Spotify playlist down below 👇 1. Funkadelic – Maggot Brain
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My main sources are Xmas and my birthday
Men where do you shop for clothes
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A supremely funny and talented man. So very very sad.
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I am not playing Assassin’s Creed at the moment because of this. There’s no point - I wouldn’t be able to play at the level I left, and can’t remember the controls.
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19 minutes into Monday and I just opened a speeding ticket. Anyone beat that?
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(excluding the bereaved. In which case, my condolences)
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No it wasn't the worst year ever, just the worst year *so far*
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And in 2nd place
We waited 3 whole minutes into Xmas but were too excited to hold back any longer
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We waited 3 whole minutes into Xmas but were too excited to hold back any longer
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At least you've got yer elf
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Meatloaf - Bat out of Hell. Worked in a pub which had the full 8 minutes odd version and people used to play it to get value for money. Makes me want to scream.
this is a safe space so no arguing — what’s a song you despise to a comical degree? no holiday music or “anything by so-and-so” or “all music of this genre”, only real replies. mine is “bitter sweet symphony” by the verve bc i think the orchestral part is repetitive and tacky
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