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Elliot Reuben

@ereuben

Strategy geek, potty mouth, occasional Dakota Suite drummer, performs doggy tricks for snacks. Views expressed here are hugely unprofessional.

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Joined June 2008
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David J Carr@djc18058 Jan 2024
I am not playing Assassin’s Creed at the moment because of this. There’s no point - I wouldn’t be able to play at the level I left, and can’t remember the controls.
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Gwendolyn@GLB_887 Dec 2023
People who work in Retail at Xmas should be allowed to fight one rude customer a day.
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Robert Cuffe@rcuffy25 Nov 2023
In the chippy the bloke behind me asked for a small sausage ‘as a starter’ which he ate in the queue. He has my admiration and full support.
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Gwendolyn@GLB_885 Nov 2023
This is my brother, please look out x
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C3PO’s full name is Chelmsford's Third Post Office
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What is your most obscure piece of Star Wars knowledge?
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remand chic@our_jesse2 Oct 2023
I think we can agree he ensures all women are dry
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On this day in 1861, Charles Darwin was relatable.
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Dean Marsh™@deanrmarsh26 Sep 2023
RIP David McCallum The Man From U.N.C.L.E Sapphire & Steel NCIS And responsible for this.... 🤯
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David KC@DavidMuttering20 Sep 2023
The abbreviation “CC” derives from the Roman practice of pointlessly copying 200 people into emails.
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Smokebelch II is 30! Depending on if you believe the music press advert or Jeff Barrett's press release Smokebelch II was released on 12" either today or two weeks ago, followed a week later by the rather incredible David Holmes remix... #sabresofparadise #andrewweatherall
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Josh Pugh@JoshPughComic19 Sep 2023
Just saw someone on Facebook post that their kid has “absolutely smashed their first week in reception.” *remembered to bring their coat home
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Beth McColl@imbethmccoll17 Sep 2023
it’s so very grim to be reminded every few months how many men hate women, how little redress there is, how much harm is happening right now by gloating, powerful fucks.
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Yes- Close to the Edge (1972)
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When you get to my age and you text an old pal out of the blue asking for a chat it’s important to include that no one has died.
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John Moe@johnmoe13 Sep 2023
GROCERY BAGGER (about 20yo): Ooh, I love your shirt. ME: Thanks. BAGGER: I don’t know who that is. ME: You’ve never heard of the Violent Femmes? BAGGER: No. ME: You should check them out. BAGGER: Okay. ME: I’m an older guy telling you to check out a band. BAGGER: Yeah.
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So sad to hear that the founder of @ProbeRecords Geoff Davies has sadly passed away - (soon after his ex-partner Annie) - they were giants of the Liverpool music scene - may they rest in peace
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44 days to fuck the country
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Where it all started, with b3ta b3ta.com/links/20_Years_of_B…
20 Years of Badgers

20 Years of Badgers

Posting on b3ta first as this is where it all started. hope you enjoy it.

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Vernon Reid
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The Mother Of Us ALL. (Even if MOST don’t know it.)
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Sister Rosetta Tharpe, Cardiff, 1957. 📷 Chris Ware
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Viz Comic@vizcomic26 Aug 2023
Subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz328tw
Magazine letter: It seems that shops stock seasonal products earlier and earlier each year. Today I saw a birthday card, but my birthday isn't until October. Utterly ridiculous. Rich B, Kidlington

ALT Magazine letter: It seems that shops stock seasonal products earlier and earlier each year. Today I saw a birthday card, but my birthday isn't until October. Utterly ridiculous. Rich B, Kidlington

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