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Toronto, Ontario
Joined October 2011
Eric Bell retweeted
Tonight, the people of Toronto have spoken. And you have given me the extraordinary honour of continuing to serve as your mayor. I am grateful. I am humbled. And I am so proud of our city.
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I have looked in the bag that was stolen by Jagmeet and which you had probably seen just minutes after yesterday's release forgive me it's full of secrets so mysterious and so bold
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Eric Bell retweeted
twinks make life worth living
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Eric Bell retweeted
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Eric Bell retweeted
Gavin McKenna First 18-year-old to score a goal in a #Leafs uniform since Luke Richardson Dec 26, 1987. Richardson is currently the Predators associate coach
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I'm a journalist @TorontoStar working on a story about moments of unexpected kindness between strangers in Toronto. Has a stranger ever stepped in when you needed it most? Said exactly the right thing? I'd love to hear from you. E-mail [email protected] Please repost!
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Eric Bell retweeted
Mayor Chow’s response to inheriting a $1.8 billion operating budget deficit upon taking office was not to simply cut services. Instead, her administration has advanced affordable housing, public transit, community safety and infrastructure renewal projects while investing in the City’s internal capacity and protecting public services.    Her new deal with the province has secured structural changes to the City’s financial position, creating the room needed to properly fund and maintain municipal services and infrastructure while improving Toronto’s credit rating.   Toronto Civic Employees Union CUPE Local 416 is proud to endorse Mayor Olivia Chow for re-election on October 26.  We encourage all residents of the City of Toronto to join us in helping make Toronto a cleaner, safer, more caring and connected city.     #StrongerTogether
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HISTORY FOR BIG OAK! #BlueJays50
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If you told me in April Brett Bateman would have more homeruns at home than Vladimir Guerrero Jr. I would’ve said “who the fuck is Brett Bateman”
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Eric Bell retweeted
Mayoral candidate Olivia Chow is promising to make the TTC free after 10 paid rides in a week, an initiative that she says could be paid for with money already set aside in Toronto’s budget. 🔗cp24.com/local/toronto/2026/…
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My message to Torontonians. 👇
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Love her or not, here is the record Mayor Olivia Chow has built heading into the upcoming elections: 1. Handed DVP & Gardiner to Ontario (saved Toronto $1.9B) 2. Deployed 100+ traffic agents, cutting intersection blocking by 96% 3. Upgraded Toronto’s credit rating to AA+ for the first time in 23 years 4. Froze TTC fares 3 years in a row & kept Scarborough Busway on track 5. Cut 911 call wait times from nearly a minute down to seconds 6. Passed strict local rules targeting bad-faith renovictions 7. Expanded year-round park washrooms & 7-day library service to all 100 branches 8. Reduced visible homeless encampments by 70% Debate the policies all you want, but these are the numbers on the board.
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As Mayor, I have been working to negotiate with the province to find a path forward that keeps every road user safe - pedestrians, cyclists and drivers alike. Disappointing to see a member of Council undermine the City's right to determine its own future and repeatedly side with provincial overreach.
Today the Court of Appeal confirmed what I said on Bloor Street W., in Etobicoke on Tuesday: where bike lanes go is a decision for elected governments, not for courtrooms. For almost two years, the future of Toronto’s streets sat in legal limbo. Drivers sat in gridlock. Businesses on Bloor West watched their sales fall.  The Mayor spent those two years cheering on a courtroom fight instead of fixing the street. That’s two years this city doesn’t get back. Here’s what today’s decision doesn’t change: the best people to decide what happens on Toronto’s streets are still Torontonians. My message to Queen’s Park is simple. You’ve made your point. Now let the city do this job, with the communities who live on these streets, and work with Toronto’s next mayor instead of around him. My commitment from Tuesday stands, and today removed the last excuse for delay. As Mayor, I’ll take the bike lanes on Bloor Street West, from South Kingsway to Resurrection Road, out in my first year and restore the vehicle lanes. And I’ll build cyclists something better than a painted line on an arterial road: a real network of trails in our ravines and hydro corridors, plowed in winter, and routes on quieter streets. That promise doesn’t depend on any courtroom, and it never did. Mayor Chow should accept today’s decision, end the legal chapter for good, and sit down with the province on an orderly plan. If she won’t, voters can choose a mayor in October who will.
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I want to thank the Prime Minister and the Minister of Transportation for listening to the people of Toronto. Thank you to everyone who spoke out, shared your voice, and stood up for our community. Your relentless advocacy has made a difference. Now that this expansion is not moving forward, we are calling on the Province to return the City’s land. Together, we can continue working to build a waterfront for future generations, with new parks, housing and more.
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Eric Bell retweeted
Detective 1: Look at all these shell casings Detective 2: Yeah, he sure loved pistachios
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Brad in 2023: *votes for Sankofa Square rename* Brad in 2026: “actually, let’s rename it again”
 The only thing changing faster than the sign is Brad’s position. Brad has flip-flopped yet again. Toronto doesn’t need a mayor who changes positions only to court votes.
Mayor candidate Brad Bradford is proposing renaming Sankofa Square as Toronto Square.
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Eric Bell retweeted
when a white boy asks you to put sunscreen on him that’s a sign of great respect in their culture
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brad bradford thinks you’re dumber than he is and you should be deeply offended by that
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Good Lord what is happening in there!?
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Eric Bell retweeted
i don't care if you're a yankees fan just don't do it in front of me
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