Toronto, Ontario
Joined March 2016
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT 🎶
NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION, TOTAL EXONERATION. DEMOCRAT WITCH HUNT!
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tfw you don't actually want to leave
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Hold on, I’m still gathering my thoughts on Zion blowing out his own shoe which was the most Bo Jackson shit ever.
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Maddy finds out we have raised enough money for one pair of @eSightEyewear glasses!!
*Late 2019* Hey gang, Bob Mueller here and now that I'm done w Russia I can finally investigate real collusion. I'm of course talking about the collusion between style and performance found in the Chevy Silverado <Life Is A Highway plays over montage of truck doing truck stuff>
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“We try more to profit from always remembering the obvious than from grasping the esoteric. It is remarkable how much long-term advantage people like us have gotten by trying to be consistently not stupid, instead of trying to be very intelligent.” — Charlie Munger
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I’ve been a fan of this guy for a while - he makes extraordinary Rube Goldberg machines with a level of wit that elevates them beyond any I’ve seen before:
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Just a reminder, folks:
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just need to have this video of John Cena posted so I can re-watch it whenever
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That face when you just wanted a faster way to rank girls by looks and ended up installing a fascist government in the most powerful country on earth
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Eric Down retweeted
Imagine Apple, Alphabet, Microsoft, Amazon, and Facebook holding a draft in which other tech companies were free agents. Who would get selected first? @VLuck’s tech draft: therin.gr/OWb8Xp1
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Bills vs Jaguars is the greatest Wild Card game ever
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Brady is getting the shit kicked out of him in this game - I’m making a Bloody Mary.
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Maybe the world is flat💪🏼@KyrieIrving #celticworld
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Eric Down retweeted
We are saddened by the tragic news that Roy Halladay, 2-time Cy Young Award winner & 8-time All-Star, has died in a plane crash. He was 40.
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Blue Jays and Phillies great Roy Halladay died today in a plane crash in the Gulf of Mexico, according to Pasco County (Fla.) Sheriff Dept.
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Technology is on the verge of being able to generate credible video and audio of anyone saying anything econ.st/2zw3Zuc
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We're all just living in Auston Matthews' world.
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Eric Down retweeted
MEEP MEEP!!!!
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