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β„π•šπ•”π•œπ•–π•ͺ πŸ“šβ„οΈπŸ€

@esmailloux

π”Ήπ•–π•Ÿπ•›π•š 𝕩 π•†π•‘π•™π•–π•π•šπ•’ πŸ§’πŸΌπŸ₯°πŸ˜»πŸ§ΆπŸŒŽπŸŒŠ ℙ𝕣𝕠 β„‚π•™π• π•šπ•”π•– πŸ—³οΈ 𝕍𝕠π•₯𝕖 𝔹𝕝𝕦𝕖

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Joined July 2011
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First picture day πŸ“Έ
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Replying to @AMCTheatres
@AMCTheatres @AMCHelps I have tickets for Sunday for Wicked and I went in today to buy merch. I’ve always been allowed to with a ticket. I was told by a theater employee yes absolutely but we’re not selling until 5. At 5 I was told 5:30 and at 5:30 I was rudely told no!
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For my $81 worth of tickets maybe let me buy the merch for my kid who can’t go before Sunday because of school and sports.
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The Spirit of Lorenzo the Cat (@LorenzoTheCat) profile picture
The Spirit of Lorenzo the Cat@LorenzoTheCat23 Jul 2024
And they have their claws out.
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I hate when the bus driver is a total asshole
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Thanks build a bear for doing the pay your age. I love being able to get the bear for $7 and the accessories for $60. It’s such a big money saver
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J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) profile pictureJ.K. Rowling
@jk_rowling25 Feb 2024
That's my career over, then.
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I leave pennies in Benji’s shoes. Well the leprechauns do πŸ˜‰
lexie (@elderemo_mama) profile picturelexie@elderemo_mama25 Feb 2024
Last year all the parents did frikkin gifts from leprechauns..are we doing it again this year? Cause Easter is like 2 weeks later….
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And I celebrate by forgetting to come on Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Adam Sass@TheAdamSass21 Jun 2023
Me: A submersible got lost looking for the Titanic. Husband, a Titanic geek: Oh, they’re gone. Me: Well, there’s a search and rescueβ€” Husband: No, they’re gone. Me: But they do have 36 hours of oxygen leftβ€” Husband: They’re gone. Me: Husband: Don’t ever go in the ocean.
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Benji all the way
One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) profile pictureOne Awkward Mom@oneawkwardmom9 Jun 2023
Thinking about how I spent summers drinking out of a hose while my kids take one sip of water that’s not cold and complain that it’s β€˜not fresh’
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I’d take this disgusting air from Canada over you any day
Marjorie Taylor Greene πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ (@mtgreenee) profile pictureMarjorie Taylor Greene πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
@mtgreenee7 Jun 2023
New York has the worst air quality in history due to wild fires from Climate Cult Canada.
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It’s so wild to me that in 13 days Benji has his stepping up ceremony from kindergarten to first grade. It’s wild that he’s doing math and reading. It feels like his first day of school was last week
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ely kreimendahl@ElyKreimendahl16 May 2023
today my daughter’s preschool teacher told me she was going to separate my kid and her bff because β€œthey’re codependent and fall apart without each other.” like ok thanks mrs smith, where were you when I was dating in my twenties
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My littlest love 🩡 my best bud 🩢
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Saturday Night Live
@nbcsnl16 Apr 2023
Next show!!!
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John Mayer
@JohnMayer2 Apr 2023
Making the setlist: Imagining the show from the quiet of the dressing room & then playing it out on stage is one of the most fun aspects of this tour. It's like building the boat I'll be setting sail on for two hours, I want it to tick all the boxes for everyone, myself included.
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eBooks. I don’t know how anyone can concentrate listening to a book. I zone out immediately
Goodreads (@goodreads) profile pictureGoodreads
@goodreads21 Mar 2023
Follow-up, eBooks or audiobooks?
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Depends on the book. And both
Goodreads (@goodreads) profile pictureGoodreads
@goodreads21 Mar 2023
Hardcover or paperbacks?
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I made 25 goody bags for Benji’s class for Easter. 23 kids and I always send 2 extras for whatever the teacher wants. I bought really good chocolate though so I made his teacher her own special bag. Then I made 6 for the kids he plays with in the playground…
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Then another 3 for my sisters coworkers who have kids. Then for Benji and his bestie I do big bags. They’re getting big chocolates, a unicorn for her and a hen on a basket with eggs for him. Bunny ring pops. Plastic eggs filled with chocolate eggs. Chocolate bunnies and chicks…
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An arts and crafts item, 1-2 books. Pretty pencils, and full size playdoh in 3 colors. We’re also giving them build a bear gift cards so that we can take them after Easter
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