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#GraphicDesigner #CreativeConsultant Philanthroper & Philanderer Neck & clavicle connoisseur. Tweets are true for entertainment purposes only.

Central Coast
Joined September 2008
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Ella Purnell is magical.
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I wouldn't wish white dreads on my worst enemy.
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Thinking about entering Hollywood as a serious actor. My stage name will be Daniel Night Lewis Shyamalan.
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Your mom was the one who decided to name the medication...'SkyRizi'
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Hey dumbass, how about a little booksmaxxing?
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This is how it was @ Boronda in Salinas, California. I swear 1/2 the families in that hood were war criminals on the run. There were like 27 languages spoken there I haven't heard since.
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Who did this 🤣
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Almost an entire year and a half without a major paying gig. So many clients and potentials were exploring ai art for their shit. About 3 months ago, I started getting calls, some asking if I could budge on my rates. Could things be turning around permanently??
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I might've accidentally shit your pants earlier.
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Your mom is a torta.
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🤣🤣🤣 I forgot that my parents made me take my siblings to this damn thing!
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Your mom called me a chode on sex night. Is that good or bad?
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There’s probably a dog sitting in a shelter right now who would be really good at being your dog.
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It's been months since I've had lucid dreams. During a short nap yesterday, I was able to tell myself to reposition my pillow and neck because I could hear my own snoring in the dream. I could control many aspects/actions of the dream and I was able tell myself when to wake up.
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Thinking about entering Hollywood as a serious actor. My stage name will be Daniel Night Lewis Shyamalan.
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I wouldn't wish white dreads on my worst enemy.
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Your mom refuses to wear the Snuggle I bought her for Christmas. She said it fits too tight now.
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