CEO OF BUTT EATING

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EVILBEERMAN 🚬 retweeted
Replying to @DomboDucky
wake up play cyberpunk respond to weird tweets go sleep dream about playing cyberpunk repeat
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I’m so tempted to change mine to ceo of butt eating lol
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Here it is btw
Man I just love making riffs I can’t fucking play. So cool.
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Me when I run outta my fav drink
No more bleach :(
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Man I just love making riffs I can’t fucking play. So cool.
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If you ever see me like your comment and I respond later I either was busy or finally thought of something funny to say
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I used to have horrible anxiety when driving then I became an Amazon driver in the Metro-Detroit/Detroit area. Everything I do on the road is sheer instinct now. I blackout and go 120 everywhere and I end up where I need to be ten minutes early. What have you bastards done to me
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EVILBEERMAN 🚬 retweeted
DO NOT sit on my face with ur giant ass i WILL get a boner u have been warned
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Dawg I love guard but I wanna be a space marine boltering mfs to death
“𝔹𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕝𝕕 : 𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕙𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕖𝕣” Art by Eddy González Dávila
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People getting mad at me for selling bootlegs for $100. $100 is a bargain. I could sell these for $315 I am a master artisan craftsperson when it comes to Scandinavian 90s quality merch making. Simply put, I make the best black and death metal shirts in the world
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I need to be more evil dawg
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Bro can I have one for free
Ibanez & DRAGON BALL Z Official Collaboration. Two Iconic Japanese Brands - One Collaboration – Revealed to The World. More details tomorrow. Pushing the Boundaries. 限界の、その先へ。 #ibanez #dragonballz #ibzdbz
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Bro I’m fucking unc Jesus why am I tired and it’s almost 9 at night. Fuck.
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Sometimes I be takin pretty pics n shit
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I can sing this shit so good my voice sounds just like bros.
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EVILBEERMAN 🚬 retweeted
didn’t know shakespeare made hentai
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Lotta you in this country ain’t ready to do what you gotta do for genuine fucking change
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Boutta do some gay ass shit to this schnitzel
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I’m such a fucking idiot and it works so goddamn good for me man. I’m a lucky bastard to have the life I got. Doing my best to look on the bright side of shit rn. I’m fuckin depressed as shit can’t lie. Gonna keep thugging it out til I die tho fuck it. Have fun in life gang
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If you got a trans flag in your bio I’m just following back no questions. I trust you brother/sister. We ride at dawn
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