$waggot - counter-strike / #FaZeUp / chemist / [email protected] / legalize all drugs better than you, gayer than you, smarter than you, harder than you
jo/mama
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i will never understand how people can text/dm so casually.
like every single time someone messages me (regardless of who, or what about) i am fully focused on their message, ill read it 3x, and then carefully craft my response so it conveys exactly what i mean—no less, no more
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Ballot propositions are so inscrutable you’ll think you’re voting yes to “give everyone beautiful flowers?” only to find an hour later that you just voted to ban picking up dog shit
one of the best things ai could likely be used for is putting missing persons into the clothes they were actually last seen in, in the images for their missing persons announcements/posters
឵឵឵turky! retweeted
Explain why the 5 little monkeys shouldnt be jumping on the bed without resorting to moralfagging.
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mama i'm sorry
Aleksib convicted of aggravated tax fraud hltv.org/news/45828/aleksib-…
ok now fortnite cs is something i can get behind
"Big Game Mode" is OUT for Counter-Strike 2 🚨
A few things you should know about it 👇
- Currently available only for Casual 'Defusal Group Alpha' maps
- If you have a negative KD, your head is smaller and your voice is higher.
- If you have a positive KD, your head is bigger and your voice is deeper.
- Depending on your KD, your head and voice will change for everyone in the lobby.
Will you be playing it? 👀
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These transcripts are seriously insane
