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@exdli

“Happiness is only real when shared.” —Christopher McCandless 😶 He/him

Joined December 2016
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You only get 600 posts to read and you just wasted one looking at this
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Prescient.
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Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmusk1 Jul 2023
To address extreme levels of data scraping & system manipulation, we’ve applied the following temporary limits: - Verified accounts are limited to reading 6000 posts/day - Unverified accounts to 600 posts/day - New unverified accounts to 300/day
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How do I turn this fucking feature off? #twitter #annoying #piece #of #excrement
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The #Dicktown season finale hits @FXXNetwork this THURS at 11PM, and then streams to your streams on @hulu on FRIDAY. TWITTER OPTIONS: LIKE if you like #Dicktown! RT if you LOVE it! Quote tweet if you have never heard of it! THANK YOU for visiting bit.ly/dicktown!
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Dear Cat Fancy Forum, I always thought the stories you published were fake…
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Senate Voting Rights 48/2/50 #EndTheFilibuster 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
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Did Lindsey Graham get that frown enhancement surgery?
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@Acyn13 Jan 2022
Graham: If you want to be a Republican leader in the House or the Senate, you have to have a working relationship with Trump. Can Senator McConnell effectively work with the Donald Trump. I’m not going to vote for anybody that can’t have a working relationship with Trump
Once you're over 40, friendships fade, lives drift, paths diverge. Which is great, because you need that new free time to stare at your neck in the mirror.
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In no functioning society should the sentence “Someone stole my ape cartoon” be followed by “now my life savings are gone”
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I watched RIPD again. It’s fun, fast-moving trash. Jeff Bridges and Kevin Bacon get to chew some scenery. Recommend.
If you’re one of the people going to Times Square to watch the ball drop tomorrow, you’re truly one of the dumbest people on earth and we need to study your brain for science no shade
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my boyfriend and i met in a new york city publishing office a few years ago, and this christmas, he’s taking me to his hometown to meet the family, where i will for sure find out that, as a brunette who is dedicated to her job, i’m actually the villain of this movie
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I think our lab results got mixed up because this matches exactly with my at home test results.
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16chan is already on the case.
Leo Puglisi (@Leo_Puglisi6) profile pictureLeo Puglisi@Leo_Puglisi68 Dec 2021
#BREAKING: The Fox News Christmas Tree is on fire in NYC
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Hey @JordanPeele, I have a pitch for you. Hear me out…
Thomas Massie (@RepThomasMassie) profile pictureThomas Massie
@RepThomasMassie4 Dec 2021
Merry Christmas! 🎄 ps. Santa, please bring ammo. 🎁
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Far be it from me to understand the inner-workings of government, but there should probably be a staff member whose job it is to say, “Maybe we can hold off on the turkey thing”
President Biden Archived (@POTUS46Archive) profile picturePresident Biden Archived
@POTUS46Archive19 Nov 2021
Tune in as I pardon the National Thanksgiving Turkey. teapawt.net/i/broadcasts/1mrGmadXY…
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was Ponzi.com arena taken, folks

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X-Men 97 !!! But has @disneyplus commissioned a theme tune yet? 💅 youtu.be/_9lBXzAc1Tk
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