i wouldn't fav my tweets either

Joined April 2013
Ok @nordstrom I ran this gag in 2003
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The body keeps the score
its weird that when seltzer goes flat it doesn’t turn into regular water. you can still taste that something was Done To It
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Quit pocket watching my man
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good heavens my jubilant pig meter is nearly full!
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If there's no full afterlife they should at least give you your stats at the end... hours slept, calories consumed, K/D ratio
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sorry I can't be him
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Zero pick pocket attempts in europe so far. Do my pockets not look abundant? Am I not immersed in the moment? Humiliating.
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Fuck King Australia, Victoria, Inquest Deposition Files, 1840-1925
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Local funnyman amuses three before turning the quip on himself
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why is my train doing a joi
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The Telegraph
@Telegraph9 Aug 2024
📹 Watch: A man jailed for taking part in a riot yelled “I’m English” as officers rushed to arrest him, footage has shown telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/08…
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it matters not playboy
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Rat bastard is a weird insult. All rats are bastards. I've never seen a rat wedding.
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I do this whenever i finish building a model kit
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revisiting a classic
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just discussing the latest advances in AI’s ability to do mathematics on here
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Fabulous new men's health initiative of which I've recently been made aware:
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