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Last of retail today but an expert on what not to do tomorrow. The fun is in the replies because I reply guy.

Joined March 2021
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I am a nobody, 1000% not relevant in this space. I have spent years with zero interaction, which is fine but… there can only be one as retarded as me. @ 👁️ ❤️ 👁️
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Y2K is 26 years late.
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FAA grounded all flights but Tattering still has a deliverable due to the FAA today. Not fair.
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Finished my open enrollment yesterday and I have to be honest, I am feeling a little violated. For you youngsters, open enrollment is what your Daddy does to keep you on his insurance so you can twitch in the basement.
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I’ve been waiting 30 years for this moment on the internet. Winner of some sort of prize.
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I’m getting excited to say, buy the dip and being correct for once. The clout I am going to collect from no one will be great!
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I heard this influencer say to lock your phone in a drawer before doing whatever it is you are doing to pursue your happiness. And I thought to myself… Bye gully this feller has a point. So I gave it a try for myself and let me tell you, out of the ten things to do all ten are over half complete, none are done. I’m starting to think it’s all that marijuana I smoked before I started.
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I’m getting distracted by the internet. I was hoping that the whole thing went down for a week or so, so we could all get some D, vitamins from the sun that is and I could demolish my bathroom and use the finished update as a reminder of what is possible. youtu.be/xE-LmQ_gKcM?is=RAuc…
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I need to drink water.
he literally explained ADHD in 35 seconds:
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Nostalgia is the luxury of time. Hindsight is the luxury of experience. Wisdom is the luxury of discipline. And your mama is addicted to crumb cakes. Not sure what you can do with that information but there it is, I haven’t been able to make much use of it, but thought I’d share.
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Humility is the luxury of sorrow.
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There should be a mandatory 50,000 lashings or some form of bees and honey torture for sending unsolicited political text messages to people's phones.
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Don’t mind that I posted this way to early back when I didn’t understand cycles and was high on the cool aid being pushed by the extractors but mark my word. Lasting value will come. Ignore the typo so you can catch the logic.
If the last bull cycle was the “dot com bust” then this run will be the “there is an app for that” cycle so keep an eye out for the Amazon that will emerge. Pro tip: Amazon was successful because it solved a real world problem. How can I lazily consume more? GL
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Tattering retweeted
Virtual Bacon got hacked please report the account @virtualbacon Please RT and share so people don't get burned Here's him explaining the situation @Support
My main account @virtualbacon is hacked at around 8PM ET today. Every post and DM from it is a scam. Please be careful and ignore everything from the account. The video is also posted on my youtube for verification: youtube.com/watch?v=0kR3OblN…
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Depression is real at a middle age. Self sabotage often a symptom is even realer. If you are young and have these tendencies, get to the bottom of it and sort it out. It doesn’t fix itself, it imbeds.
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Your one and only focus needs to be to get right. We are rapidly moving toward a world where material will be irrelevant. What do you mean Tattering? We are moving down a path where at the end you will either find utopia or dystopia. In both cases material possessions are moot. So get right. 🐟
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The kid tells me I am officially an Unc and tells me the definition as if I am not a part of internet culture. I had to remind her, my generation built internet culture. Then I yelled at her and told her she could never get my MP3’s. Now she is grounded for 3 weeks.
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Meme coins are not real, they are empty vessels for you to place your faith, your hope. ALT coins are not real, they are empty vessels for you to place your faith, your hope. NFTs are not real, they are empty vessels for you to place your faith, your hope. CT is not real, it is an empty vessel for you to place your faith, your hope. Your knowledge, your experiences, your lessons are real. They drive your faith, your hope to where it needs to be, to serve the purpose you were created to serve. Be careful of the vessel you choose to fill.
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For some reason I worked until 4am again. I am no spring chicken and vowed the last time to never do that again. But here I am, chief retardant working for the man.
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I love this FED chair and treasury, these two get it. They know the damage that has been done, generations have been robbed.
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Well CT what are we going to do today? I have some obligations to do in real life that I will look back on one day and say good job Tattering, you did a good job raising some good kids. Value is not always monetary, in fact lasting value is free. The memories we give, the memories we take.
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