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The self-appointed Hot Sauce king of St Paul😂. Small batch hot sauces, seasonings, snacks. Check out https://teapawt.net/t.co/eFlY8qGLgk

St Paul, MN
Joined January 2013
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Can we all just agree that the “delete and report as spam” function on the iPhone doesn’t do a damn thing?
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Aaron Rodgers sat at that podium in Paris and said out loud what the corporate league office spends millions trying to sanitize. ​The NFL talks endlessly about “player safety” and “expanding the global game.” But behind closed doors, owners scrapped player-friendly bye weeks, forced a brutal 17th regular-season game, and shipped franchises across oceans simply because there was another dollar to squeeze out of foreign TV markets. ​While families and players navigate locked-down streets, civil tension, and grueling travel schedules, ownership sits in five-star suites counting international expansion checks. ​Rodgers doesn't care about league fines anymore. He’s telling you the truth: in the modern NFL, the brand and the balance sheet come first. The humans on the field come second.
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I’d like to report the federal government.
See fraud? It's time to expose it. Report fraud, waste, and abuse to the federal government 📲 America.gov/fraud
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🚨 BREAKING: Tad Jude just dropped the political ad of the cycle in Minnesota. You need to watch every second of this. It’s time to take our state back, Minnesota!
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Busy week at Facepunch Foods. How was your week?
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Kaprizov said, laughing, Shabanov asked him 3 times in the second period who he was supposed to go on the ice for. Kaprizov finally yelled at him, “you take Nick, I take Marcus. You take 71, I take 17.”
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Hey there @NHL. So, I pay @comcast requisite $ required for sports tier needed to watch @minnesotawild games, and now I’m told I can’t? So y’all think it’s prudent and cool to pay $ for Wild+ AND keep paying for the Comcast add-on? This is ridiculous. With respect, Paul
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The only addition I would put with this is some of our hot banana pepper sauce to juice it up. I’m making a road trip soon to this place for sure.
An excellent Philly Cheesesteak rolled into a delicious large cheese pizza is ultimate munchies at Lucino's Pizza in Las Vegas! This goes for $50 and feesa 4 people. What do you think? 📍3035 E Tropicana
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Sweet and Spicy peanuts anyone?
🤖 Made with AI
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Congress hasn’t worked enough goddamn hours in 2026 to meet SNAP’s own work requirements. Just in case you were wondering who the “welfare queens” really are, it’s those lazy-ass motherfuckers in Congress.
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Just drove through Clinton, Iowa, and stopped at @Culvers. After Lara finished taking my order, she looked at my sweatshirt and said, “I’m old enough to know who Walter Payton was.” I told her, “That’s my dad.” She freaked out! Then 17-year-old Ze lost it, too. He told me WP was his favorite football player. Before our food even came out, I took pictures with everyone. What a special, unexpected moment. Thank you, Lara & the entire team for making my day. 🙏🏽 @WalterPayton, you have no idea the impact you left down here. Your legacy continues to touch people in places you never imagined. 🙏🏽 🐻⬇️ #Bears
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This dude just buried it from center ice and won Wild season tickets. What a celly
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A simple test I give every founder: Block two hours tomorrow morning. No email. No Slack. No calls. No "urgent" tasks. Spend those two hours on one thing that will compound for the next 12 months. If you cannot do it -- if something "urgent" pulls you away -- that is the problem. Not your tactics. Not your tools. Not your team. Your inability to prioritize compounding over urgency. The Rapid 2X Protocol is a compounding system. But it only works if you protect the time to implement it: growthbysabir.com/xbook Can you protect two hours tomorrow morning for one compounding activity -- and what will you work on?
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This is what it feels like when you eat 1000mg of THC.
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The irony of 2026: AI tools have made it easier than ever to execute, but harder than ever to think clearly about what to execute. When you can generate 100 ad variations in an hour, you stop asking whether you should be running ads at all. When you can write 50 email sequences in a day, you stop asking whether your email strategy is right. When you can create content at scale, you stop asking whether your content serves a purpose. Speed without direction is just faster failure. The Rapid 2X Protocol is about direction. It is about knowing WHAT to do before you do it at scale: growthbysabir.com/xbook Are your AI tools giving you speed or direction -- and do you know the difference?
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The soy sauce packet in your takeout bag isn't soy sauce. The biggest maker, Kari-Out in New Jersey, lists water, salt, hydrolyzed soy and corn protein, caramel color and sodium benzoate. No fermentation, no brewing. It's made in a couple of days by boiling defatted soy meal in hydrochloric acid, neutralizing it, then adding color and corn syrup so it looks and tastes close enough. A lot of the bottles on the grocery shelf are the same thing. Kikkoman and the Japanese government went to the UN food standards body years ago and asked that the chemical version not be allowed to use the name soy sauce. The hydrolyzed protein industry and the USDA pushed back and it stayed. The brewed ones say naturally brewed on the label. If the bottle doesn't say it, it isn't.
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Shout out to my mom for not strangling me to death with an exercise band when I was an infant. You’re the best, ma!
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