@faesmutlover

Martini Enthusiast | Email Perfectionist | Part time Sadist ❤️‍🔥 https://xitter.cf/t.co/zE6OLpj5yO

 Nashville, TN
throne.com/thornberryliza
Joined March 2025
  • Tweets4.1K
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  • Followers2.6K
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liza thornberry retweeted
Pouty Panda #Titanup
@itsbreezyweezy6h
I GET TO SEE MY BEST FRIENDS IN TWO DAYS
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chat will i ever not feel like i’m too much
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first soup of the season happy tummy 😋
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fyi this is still relevant
liza thornberry@faesmutlover19 May 2025
men i do not trust: -drives a pickup truck and doesn’t have a blue collar job -goes out in shorts after sunset -has a neck beard -under 5’6 -over 6’3 -has a helix or industrial piercing -doesn’t have a license -can’t lift >200lbs -isn’t friends with at least 3 women
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liza thornberry retweeted
dog eyes
@urfavmelaaaOct 27
every woman on twitter is an angel and every man is a dirty whore
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drink your water and eat your fiber baddies - halloweekend prep starts NOW
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ezra (´,,•ω•,,)♡ ACAB🔻@swagoloogOct 26
It's actually recommended to bite someone until they bleed. Good for the teeth.
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liza thornberry retweeted
meatball@evilmeatball_Oct 26
I GET TO SEE MY FRIENDS THIS WEEK
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me and whoooooo
soggy broccoli@soggybrocoliOct 25
my husband does not like when i say “it’s on me babe” and pull his credit card out of my wallet
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yeah twitter is fun, but can my friends track my poops here or share our days via scrapbook? right ok
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do you wanna tear my heart out
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hi
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it can’t always be LA, NY, or CHI someone’s gotta hold it down in nashville 🤠🪩
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i can fulfill your dark romance fantasies ladies 😏
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did you guys know that pearls are pimples
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liza thornberry retweeted
evil lex :3
@lexbutveryevilOct 23
#sexy #gorgeous #perfectfeet #beautiful #hilarious #evil
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dreaming of a california burrito
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are you:
82%a grower
8%a shower
10%results
79 votes • Final results
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fresh nails and toes btw 🤭
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ok i get it now i’m kinda obsessed
liza thornberry@faesmutloverOct 21
this frenzy shit is confusing the f out of my i fear i am #unc
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