@faesmutlover

Martini Enthusiast | Email Perfectionist | Part time Sadist ❤️‍🔥 https://xitter.cf/t.co/zE6OLpj5yO

 Nashville, TN
throne.com/thornberryliza
Joined March 2025
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liza thornberry retweeted
Pouty Panda #Titanup
@itsbreezyweezy10h
I GET TO SEE MY BEST FRIENDS IN TWO DAYS
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Replying to @TheFredmeister
🥺 you’re awesome fred ily🩷
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Replying to @meaghancates
🩷
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Replying to @TheFredmeister
it’s not looking good fred
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Replying to @stuernbecker
truck 🚫
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chat will i ever not feel like i’m too much
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Replying to @maybeeerie
holyyyyyy shit
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Replying to @nikidubzz
lentil 😋
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Replying to @Colonel_Keez
psychotic
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first soup of the season happy tummy 😋
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Replying to @Suethehumanrace
bee better
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Replying to @stuernbecker
list em
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fyi this is still relevant
liza thornberry@faesmutlover19 May 2025
men i do not trust: -drives a pickup truck and doesn’t have a blue collar job -goes out in shorts after sunset -has a neck beard -under 5’6 -over 6’3 -has a helix or industrial piercing -doesn’t have a license -can’t lift >200lbs -isn’t friends with at least 3 women
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liza thornberry retweeted
dog eyes
@urfavmelaaaOct 27
every woman on twitter is an angel and every man is a dirty whore
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Replying to @itsbreezyweezy @emmthegr8
the first woman 😻😻😻😻😻
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drink your water and eat your fiber baddies - halloweekend prep starts NOW
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ezra (´,,•ω•,,)♡ ACAB🔻@swagoloogOct 26
It's actually recommended to bite someone until they bleed. Good for the teeth.
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Replying to @urfavSpecialK
diva up
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liza thornberry retweeted
meatball@evilmeatball_Oct 26
I GET TO SEE MY FRIENDS THIS WEEK
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me and whoooooo
soggy broccoli@soggybrocoliOct 25
my husband does not like when i say “it’s on me babe” and pull his credit card out of my wallet
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