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SHANE HOLLANDER: BABY DADDY! ๐Ÿฌ hollanov ๐Ÿฆˆ Explicit ๐Ÿฆญ 4.4k ๐Ÿชผ archiveofourown.org/works/89โ€ฆ Shaneโ€™s Biodรดme outing with the Pike children is captured on camera. Tabloids take the opportunity to gleefully speculate about a secret lovechild. Ilya handles the whole thing very well.
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The way I can guarantee that her closest competitor in this category was herself
Hollywood stylists have selected Zendayaโ€™s look from โ€˜THE ODYSSEYโ€™ premiere as the best celebrity look of 2026. (hollywoodreporter.com/gallerโ€ฆ)
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had mrs bennet actually cared about the future of her daughters on the marriage market she would have: a) had them properly educated b) curbed her own spending which austen states is the cause of a lot of the bennets money worries c) not let lydia go to fucking brighton
When one reads 'Pride and Prejudice' as a teen or a 20-something, itโ€™s easy to get swept up in the romance. If you reread it in your mid-30s, though, you may come to the same realization Alderton did: โ€œMrs. Bennetโ€™s kind of the hero of the whole f--king thing.โ€ vanityfair.visitlink.me/6VVRโ€ฆ
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HOLY SHIT
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its killing me that this is a different angle than the first fenty leak like there are just multiple residents of nyc that happened to look out their windows and see hudson williams filming in his underwear on a window balcony
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here arenโ€™t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan โ€“ May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micrโ€ฆ therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-strโ€ฆ
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Generational run
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โ€œthey elected a trans woman!!โ€ โ€œthatโ€™s great!โ€ โ€œin alabamaโ€
Allison Montgomery has won Alabama's State House District 25 election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. She becomes the first transgender woman to be elected to the Alabama Legislature.
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Replying to @JDVance
worst suicide note iโ€™ve ever read but good decision regardless
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somehow, โ€œwoke lifeโ€ was actually a typo for โ€œomelette.โ€ chatgpt could never create something like this
i wrote fanfiction while drunk. feast ur eyes on my best work ๐Ÿ˜ญ kaveh gets home drunk
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i hate gay halloween what do u mean ur "wheres my hair" emma stone and jesse plemons from bugonia
just realized halloween is gonna be happening mid hr season 2 production...... hudcon cant wait to see what movie references u two come as during gay halloween
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i love gay halloween because wdym youโ€™re the adults poster
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MARLEAU WHAT IS THAT LOGIC ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ archiveofourown.org/works/86โ€ฆ
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This picture is still crazy as hell and the fact that I canโ€™t see how it looks from the back is killing me
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nobody is ever putting this grown man down
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his nosey assssfghjkll thats boots on the ground journalism baby
Spotted: Paul Rudd trying to enter Art of Play, the magic shop in Brooklyn where Kelly Clarkson says she was treated poorly by staff. ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ“ธ: BACKGRID
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just burst into tears
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havent moved on from this gif to any extent i can just stare at it the entire day
hudson really looked spectacular on etalk
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