they still need one more person and lopez and I were already grabbed. If you get stopped by any of the sergeants.. run. they’re the ones poaching people

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‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓙𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒. · Jul 22, 2026 · 1:26 AM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓙𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒.@fateguidedJul 22

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ whydoesmyexhavetobethishot— i need another drink . ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

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‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓙𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒. · Jul 22, 2026 · 1:25 AM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓙𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒.@fateguidedJul 22

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ oh hell no . ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

𝑯͟𝑨͟𝑹͟𝑷͟𝑬͟𝑹͟@INC0GNITOUCJul 22

“they’re short patrol officers, you’re in uniform today.” — one sentence horror story

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‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓙𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒. · Jul 20, 2026 · 6:06 PM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓙𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒.@fateguidedJul 20

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ yes . thank you . i’ll treasure it forever . ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

𝑯͟𝑨͟𝑹͟𝑷͟𝑬͟𝑹͟@INC0GNITOUCJul 20

definitely. I’ll also record it to send to you,

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‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓙𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒. · Jul 20, 2026 · 5:53 PM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓙𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒.@fateguidedJul 20

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ oh my god , can i watch ? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

𝑯͟𝑨͟𝑹͟𝑷͟𝑬͟𝑹͟@INC0GNITOUCJul 20

actually … @fateguided your ex around ? I have something for him to try.

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‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓙𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒. · Jul 20, 2026 · 3:47 PM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓙𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒.@fateguidedJul 20

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ yeah . she’s sure . just . . life . ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

*ᴛʀᴇᴠᴏʀ.@tragedyflamesJul 20

For once he does.. Is she sure?

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‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓙𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒. · Jul 20, 2026 · 1:50 PM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓙𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒.@fateguidedJul 20

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ i know . that’s why i love your wife . ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

* 𝒘𝒆𝒔𝒍𝒆𝒚@ABIDESLAWJul 20

ᅠ 𝓉rust me. I know. I’m married to 𝓉he queen of 𝓈arcasm and wit. ᅠ

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‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓙𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒. · Jul 20, 2026 · 1:49 PM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓙𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒.@fateguidedJul 20

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ cue the small smile , handing her one of the photos but putting the other back in her desk . “ that one you can keep for a while , ” she says , “ the other one i’d rather keep in there even if i don’t look at it . ” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⌗ ʜᴀʀᴘᴇʀ@UCDETSJul 20

ᅠ somehow she understands 𝓉his feeling a little 𝓉oo well. she extends out to her. “I saw 𝓉hat, and no judgement but——hand me 𝓉he photo. it’ll remain in my desk 𝓉ill you’re ready 𝓉o see it again,” she offers ᅠ

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‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓙𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒. · Jul 20, 2026 · 1:48 PM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓙𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒.@fateguidedJul 20

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ i have . but it’s the usual , really . nothing you haven’t heard me vent about before . ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

𝑯͟𝑨͟𝑹͟𝑷͟𝑬͟𝑹͟@INC0GNITOUCJul 20

Replying to @INC0GNITOUC

and you can vent if you need to. sounds like you had a day

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‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓙𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒. · Jul 20, 2026 · 1:47 PM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓙𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒.@fateguidedJul 20

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ does he have three hours ? no , but more seriously , she’s fine . ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

*ᴛʀᴇᴠᴏʀ.@tragedyflamesJul 20

So does he.. but does she wanna talk about it?

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‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓙𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒. · Jul 20, 2026 · 3:33 AM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓙𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒.@fateguidedJul 20

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ i was being extremely sarcastic . ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

* 𝒘𝒆𝒔𝒍𝒆𝒚@ABIDESLAWJul 20

ᅠ hmm. you say that now. ᅠ

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‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓙𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒. · Jul 20, 2026 · 3:32 AM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓙𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒.@fateguidedJul 20

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ perfect ! i’m in . ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

𝑯͟𝑨͟𝑹͟𝑷͟𝑬͟𝑹͟@INC0GNITOUCJul 20

don’t worry your ex won’t be there. it’s james, myself , angela, wesley, lucy, and tim. so a decent bunch.

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‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓙𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒. · Jul 20, 2026 · 3:24 AM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓙𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒.@fateguidedJul 20

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ah , i see . well . it’s a good thing i don’t have anything against love and rainbows . ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

* 𝒘𝒆𝒔𝒍𝒆𝒚@ABIDESLAWJul 20

ᅠ it’s not a bad group. 𝒶ll 𝒸ouples, but they 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙮 won’t sit next to each other.. so none of the 𝒶wkwardness ( fingers 𝒸rossed ) 𝒶nd it definitely 𝒸ould be. ᅠ

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‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓙𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒. · Jul 20, 2026 · 3:23 AM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓙𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒.@fateguidedJul 20

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ regretting this decision she made to clean her desk —— having found photos that are immediately shoved to the back of the drawer . nope . not today . ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

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‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓙𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒. · Jul 20, 2026 · 3:17 AM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓙𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒.@fateguidedJul 20

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ great . and by a group of people , you mean . . ? ( there may or may not be a specific person she doesn’t want to see tonight . ) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

𝑯͟𝑨͟𝑹͟𝑷͟𝑬͟𝑹͟@INC0GNITOUCJul 20

there’s a group of us hanging out at angela’s and having a drink one two , you’re more than welcome to join. we have a designated driver in case .

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