@fauxparse

I was a punk. I did ballet. what more can I say? 🏳️‍🌈 he/him

 Te Whanganui-a-Tara, Aotearoa
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Joined April 2007
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Ed@ted_pen29 Dec 2023
a midwife? to me all wives are 10s
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Ana de Armas Updates@ArmasUpdates7 Nov 2023
Academy Award nominee & movie star Ana de Armas has unfollowed former IDF soldier and attempted actress Gal Gadot on Instagram
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I’ve been waiting so long to do this halloween name, what a shame twitter has died in the meantime, which actually is the most halloween thing of all 😞
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corbin@mystrongwife14 Aug 2023
It’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world
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ickas
@ickasdev8 Aug 2023
Movie Maths, created by @simoncarryer and @fauxparse, is the most minimalist recommendation system to get a recommendation for a movie to watch. moviemaths.com
Movie Maths screenshot recommending based on Dune + Alien 3, the Stargate movie.

ALT Movie Maths screenshot recommending based on Dune + Alien 3, the Stargate movie.

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Gale Na@poisonjr31 Jul 2023
Waiter At Fusion Restaurant SHOCKED As White Guy Orders Food In Perfect Esperanto
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Fer Machado@fer_machado12328 Jul 2023
Beautiful (and simple) idea from WWF Germany. Credit to McCann Germany. Copy reads: “Protect our wildlife, before it’s too late.” @WWF
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Jé Hãmãgãy@jehamagay26 Jul 2023
Sou a Barbie Girl Se você quer ser meu 🖤namorado🖤 Fica ligado Presta atenção Na minha condição É diferente Sou neurodivergente
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Ali Abunimah
@AliAbunimah26 Jul 2023
“Nobody with any sanity, including myself, would have anything but sympathy for the Palestinian plight. There’s not a sane person on earth who in any way sanctions what the fuck the Israeli authorities are doing.” — Sinéad O'Connor 💔electronicintifada.net/blogs…

Thank you, Sinéad O'Connor, for boycotting Israel

Irish singer gives boost to Palestine solidarity movement at a depressing time.

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Antonio Caramia@Antonio_Caramia22 Jul 2023
"Instead of traditional concepts such as minimizing ill health in society, during the SARS-CoV-2 pandemic, attitudes have been changed to accept that healthcare exists in order to provide a workforce with sufficient capacity to keep the economy functioning." 2/
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hmmm.. Matariki honours list?? More like Subaru Legacy
james@sus_admin14 Jul 2023
did you know Subaru is the Japanese word for Matariki/Pleiades star cluster? buzzy
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S.:@psychcomm19 Jul 2023
Title: "The Lonely Man" Author: Milo Technique: Urine on concrete
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chris evans
@notcapnamerica19 Jul 2023
“I don’t know what is the dump-a truck-a” 🇮🇹 😭
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Jon@of_Forgetting17 Jul 2023
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RTmiss X-its, stage left.@Rtmiss18 Jul 2023
Petition of Jas Mcintosh: Make neurodiversity assessments available and affordable for all petitions.parliament.nz/fa67…
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Dan Amira@DanAmira17 Jul 2023
I decided today that I’m going to see if I can find the restaurant with the highest number of brothers. I am on strike and have nothing better to do with my time. Please join me.
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Chris Stephens@ChrisStephensMD17 Jul 2023
Quick shoutout to the good people at @UniversalPics for trimming the trees that gave our picket line shade right before a 90+ degree week.
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Fairy Gothmother, MD@jenny2x414 Jul 2023
I thought I would never be interested in hearing about anything involving this dress again for the rest of my life so I guess I can only say touché
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Would you rather fight 100 Oompa Loompa sized Hugh Grants, or one Hugh Grant sized Oompa Loompa
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🌟 Happy Matariki 🌟 In New Zealand we have a public holiday when this constellation appears over the horizon. A day to think about ancestors, mythology, stories, and stars.
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