FCPD

Sometimes I really regret working the night shift.

All units: @rbLance is apparently in trouble and stuck upside-down. Someone please investigate.

I have confirmation that the pics of Lance's butt will be on the news tonight. Don't worry, they'll have a warning before it airs.

Actually, never mind. The bottot seems to have won. Kuzuri are being sent to laugh at @rbLance and take pictures.

Attention all units: @rbLance is stealing candy from bottots. AGAIN.

Most bots don't spit out of their butts, @rbLance...

Last time I saw this much time-wasting was... well... yesterday, actually. You guys do WORK sometimes, right?

All units: bouncy ball sightings in DownTown Quad-A. Mayor Aria got smacked in the face 246 times.

Scratch that folks. It's just @rbSpin playing games again.

All units: receiving many reports of tiny RollBots bouncing around UpperTown, disrupting traffic. Someone find out what's wrong...

Bulletin: @rbLance is watching Magical Princess BotTots at work again.

Attention all units: today is "Throw Lugnuts At Spin Day". Bonus points for hitting his butt.

Attention all units: Lugnut shop in Downtown Quadrant C reportedly on fire. Zoboshi en route. Please assist.