Spin

is wishing Flip City had less @rbLance

Why do I bother?

Oh hey, @rbLance! What are you doing up there?

OK, I'm at Lance's pod and I don't see him anywhere. But there's this funny catbot on the sofa saying "Pancake!" over and over again.

The noise is the monster that's going to eat you, @rbLance. Nothing to worry about.

Whoa... just passed a bottot on his way uptown, had paint chips around his mouth the colour of Lance's butt. What should I do?

Last time I saw this much mess was when @rbLance thought he saw a monster in the closet and spilled his oil all over the floor.

I'm getting dizzy trying to catch them all. Can't we leave this for the Hai'bu to clean up?

The worst part is all the balls are blue, just like @rbLance. It's like I'm surrounded by mini-Lances! My worst nightmare come true!

I just swallowed 3 bouncy balls. Need... Kuzuri... stat...

Yuh-oh... transport broke open! And it's filled with... bouncy balls?!

Uh oh. The transport's tipping! Somebody send Zurasho up here fast!

My Report: Caught 10 speeders on the RMS. Put lubricant in Lance's coffee. Caught another 10 speeders.

I can't wait until Penny gets back on the board. No offence, @fcpd

Sorry, @rbLance, I don't have time to play. I'm doing REAL work right now. Stopping criminals and stuff. Maybe you should try it?

Hey! Someone just threw a lugnut at my butt!

Oh. Uh. Sorry guys, false alarm. Lugnut shop is fine!

No speeders on the FTP. No speeders on the RMS. Helped a bottot across the trax. BOOOOOOOORIIIING...

This is excellent. Now @rblance can bug me wherever I go. It's like my worst nightmare come true!

As if I don't have enough to do... now Lance wants me to keep notes all day, too. Maybe I can just PRETEND to be using it. Sigh...