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Janos Skorzeny

@felt_vampire

Trash Dracula | Average parasite | Scotland's premier Atticus Cogar & Billie Starkz stan | Spiritual successor to Charles Kinbote

 alone, in a darkened room
Joined April 2012
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fruitdestroyingskank@HOSTACECONST20h
Your honour , explain to me how my client is guilty without moralfagging
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margo 🎱🍒🍾@margothefriend19h
i hate right wing halloween. what do you mean you're dressed as a slutty boriswave care worker?
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"The Three Middles (class, age, brow)"
Stakeholder Consultant (@echetus) profile pictureStakeholder Consultant@echetusOct 30
Incorrect, acceptable sexuality in Britain is policed by women from The Three Middles (class, age, brow)
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ULTRA💀BLAST
@ultrakillblastOct 28
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Peter Twinklage (@PeterTwinklage) profile picture
Peter Twinklage
@PeterTwinklageOct 27
bookmarking for Pride month
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnewsOct 27
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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Charlie@ASonNamedBortOct 27
Student loans were sold to students as "you'll earn more, so it's only fair you pay some of that back towards your education cost" Unless changed, of the five plans students are on - three of the repayment thresholds will now be *below* the minimum wage.
Paul Coleman (@Paul_B_Coleman) profile picturePaul Coleman
@Paul_B_ColemanOct 27
Britain’s new minimum wage: £27,456 a year. Higher-rate income tax kicks in at £50,270. Wage compression the Soviet Union could only have dreamed of.
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TAPE
@tapemachinesOct 24
what a squad
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Lincoln Michel@TheLincolnOct 24
It’s all happening on Threads, the nothing app.
🎃 herbert von carrion 👻 (@ragandboneshop) profile picture🎃 herbert von carrion 👻@ragandboneshopOct 24
sometimes i accidentally wander over to threads
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You killed the moderate, now you get the radical
Russian Embassy in Kenya/Посольство России в Кении (@russembkenya) profile pictureRussian Embassy in Kenya/Посольство России в Кении
@russembkenyaOct 24
An old clip of Zelensky saying Russians and Ukrainians are “one and the same people” has resurfaced. Before his presidency, he campaigned on peace and reconciliation. His current policies and the devastating war stand in stark contrast to those statements. What happened?
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The president of a neighbouring country was fairly amenable to you until you invaded his nation? Wow, I can't believe it. I'm sure bombing a few more apartment complexes and abducting more kids will convince him you're not a threat
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"Somebody" implies it's one person. Alas,
Damian Counsell (@DamCou) profile pictureDamian Counsell
@DamCouOct 23
Somebody who works at South Ayrshire Council cannot spell the word "Council". Because of this, Scottish Power has been trying to bill me, Damian Counsell—FOR LITERALLY YEARS NOW—for electricity it has been providing to it.
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chainmailslut@chainmailslutOct 23
i think there’s this feeling that we can afford to be picky with infrastructure because the uk is a rich country, and i worry that feeling isn’t going to go away until its way too obvious we’re not that rich anymore
BBC Wales News (@BBCWalesNews) profile pictureBBC Wales News
@BBCWalesNewsOct 23
Wales plans to ban steel pylons as government launches consultation bbc.in/4z7nnMx
Wales could ban steel pylons as government launches consultation

Wales could ban steel pylons as government launches consultation

The Welsh government says it is consulting on an "undergrounding-first approach" to electricity lines.

bbc.com
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Ophelia Sinclaire (@GayNoumena) profile picture
Ophelia Sinclaire@GayNoumenaOct 20
*flirting with an older woman* hey wanna do consensual things to me that are illegal to depict online in the UK
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When did they ruin the @JustWatch UI? Does every site have to look and feel like shit to interact with now? It was perfect, and then you could opt out of the uglier, less intuitive design, and now you can't and also it requires more input for the same results. Just awful
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I'm just going to use the Letterboxd dropdown. Congrats, you have made your service worse than the tiny dropdown version running on another site
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No, but I do remember them making her young, thin, and conventionally attractive in a pretty blatant play to make her more marketable
Gazun 💮 (@Gazungamer) profile pictureGazun 💮@GazungamerOct 19
Remember when DC made Amanda Waller really skinny in the 2011 reboot so they could surf Dracula her getting fat
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"Last time this happened in the UK Keir Starmer had judges sit for 24 hour sessions handing down 2-3 year sentences every 30 minutes"
J. (@_Wilsonpilled_) profile pictureJ.@_Wilsonpilled_Oct 19
Last time this happened in the UK Keir Starmer had judges sit for 24 hour sessions handing down 2-3 year sentences every 30 minutes
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Matthew Yglesias
@mattyglesiasOct 18
My strongest “vibes not evidence” belief is that remote work is a cancer that’s making (most) people miserable even though it seems better in the short term.
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One of my lukewarm horror takes is that slashers can afford the odd costume change. Not just early on when the design is taking shape, but vary up the established look. Middle Halloween had hints of this but no one had the balls to ditch the Kirk mask for more than a scene or two
Madman Marzipan🪓 (@Madman_Marzipan) profile pictureMadman Marzipan🪓@Madman_MarzipanOct 16
I think Sack-head Jason is legitimately a more thematically resonant design for him given how it evokes the masks worn by people like Joseph Merrick. That being said, I can understand why they ditched it considering the inevitable Town That Dreaded Sundown comparisons.
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Sam Dumitriu
@Sam_DumitriuOct 16
"Those found to be in possession of images depicting strangulation, suffocation or penetrative sexual activity between certain relatives could face up to two years' imprisonment." Let me get this straight. Britain's prisons are so full that we're systematically releasing hundreds of violent criminals early, many of which go on to immediately re-offend. And the government is now planning to lock people up (for 2 years!) for watching videos that are widely available in the US/EU and consumed by a large share of the population (including many women). You really don't hate politicians enough.
BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) profile pictureBBC News (UK)
@BBCNewsOct 16
Porn showing choking or incest to be banned from early November, government says bbc.in/3TF2Ijx
Porn showing choking or incest to be banned from early November, government says

Porn showing choking or incest to be banned from early November, government says

The move follows a review into pornography regulation in 2025 by Conservative peer Baroness Gabby Bertin

bbc.co.uk
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