Replying to @yoshibuild
this is definitely free! what docs aren’t clear?
in the future, we will add more flexible payment options that aren’t free but the confirmation screen will always let you know
Replying to @andrew_jennings
“agentic finance departments” are definitely on our mind and we’ll make this even better. Let me know what we can do
Replying to @orionxaus @stripe
appreciate your feedback, makes sense! is it enough to just send freeform text with the payment or do you need more connectivity with other tools than that? DMs open
Replying to @jbahrdestefano @stripe
glad you’re excited! :)
we even suggested this (in a different form factor) at sessions 26 ;)
Replying to @TonyDong3 @felix
one day you'll FX eth to ffx on X to effectively evade theft
Replying to @tessruss
and still i don’t know the answer. is this ticket still required?!
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Loved chatting agentic commerce, b2b provisioning, and projects.dev w/ Payton and Team @clay. Checkout awesome full vid: youtube.com/watch?v=0Rqoe5qu…
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Fundraise with less busywork. Create and sign SAFEs, track funding, and receive investments—all in one place with Stripe Atlas + Treasury. And for a limited time, deposit $5,000 into your Stripe Treasury bank account within 90 days of incorporating to get your Atlas fee back.
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You can run your fundraise entirely on Stripe: Create SAFEs, capture signatures, track funding, and immediately access settled funds in your Stripe Treasury bank account.
Plus, get your $500 @atlas fee back when you fund $5,000 into Stripe Treasury within 90 days of incorporating.
Replying to @sternhenri
@sternhenri you medalled under playoff rules
I think you're missing the point young sirs.
We had our intern go and make the real chart of what really matters
Tis not how many pints one drinks but how fast one drinks them
@destraynor nabs it on this one with 1 pint per 43 minutes, sorry @elonmusk
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somebodys gotta hold it down at the 50% off drinks wednesdays at the atlantic-barclays dave & busters….
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I’m trying to be intentionally lazy in my daily life so I’m forced to use personal AI agents (dot, Muse, OpenClaw) as much as possible and find out what they can actually do beyond booking flights. 🙂
One of my "lazy" use cases: dot for language learning is surprisingly great.
After a work trip to Shanghai, I decided to commit to learning business Mandarin. But I'm too lazy to research and sign up for classes or programs. So while driving to a birthday party, I called dot and asked it to practice with me, teach me new terms, and email me a summary afterward.
✅ I practiced for much longer than I would have with a human because I couldn’t be embarrassed by the state of my Mandarin. For ~40 minutes, I threw out sentences half in English while dot filled in vocabulary and corrected my grammar, switching between languages seamlessly. I’d call it again just to practice more.
✅ The email summary (pic attached) was formatted exactly as I'd asked on the call.
🟡 dot appeared to have no awareness of its own speaking speed. At times, it would speak so fast that the words started to garble. I’d ask it to slow down, and it would, but the speed would creep back up a few rounds later. The garbling was a little unsettling.
dot made practice so low-friction and low-stakes that even the laziest version of me is doing it.
More boring personal agent use cases to come if there’s interest!
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I'm hiring for two big roles @stripe (both ICs)
1. Make frontend development at Stripe safe, fast, and high quality — automatically.
2. Make the Stripe mobile app the most beautiful and joyful way to run your business (and watch charts go up :).
Links below
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After a few years of growing Stripe's Capital lending product, I have started a new Experimental Projects team focused on rapidly building new capabilities for @stripe.
I strongly believe that the world will be a better place if more people can start successful businesses and I want to help make that happen.
If you have ever thought "I can't believe Stripe doesn't have X", let me know and I could change that.
(Also I'm hiring if you know any engineers who would be a great fit for a high velocity / high grit team)
















