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If Man United make Cunha/Mateta their new strikeforce, it'll mean no worries for the rest of their days.
I think it's time to leave Twitter. The "For you" tab is shite and the "Following" tab no longer works as intended. Gonna hop over to Bluesky (@finaldo.bsky.social) and, more importantly, take up the lost art of day-dreaming again. I'd love to see some of you eventually move too:
Derek Finnegan retweeted
Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand t-shirt. She couldn't even name 3 other main causes of the outbreak of World War I
Re-posting this for the day that's in it.
I'll whisper this (and would get dogs abuse if I had any followers)...but Jamie Carragher has caused all this.
Arne Slot will be gone by October 2026 i.e. less than 18 months after winning the league. Remarkable, really.
Derek Finnegan retweeted
No blue tick, just lying for the love of the game
This was on the wall in the handicapped toilets (see Curb Your Enthusiasm S5:E2 before coming at me) in Dundrum Shopping Centre. I think it's there to prepare customer for the parking charges, €9.70 for circa 4 hours.
The morning after the clocks change I like to channel Tommy Lee Jones in The Fugitive. Instead of "...every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse...", I'm known to bark "...every carriage clock, oven clock, microwave clock, car clock..." at the family.
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One time I got mugged at knifepoint by two guys and I found myself saying, first and foremost, in reaction to seeing the knife, for reasons that are absolutely beyond me, “now hold on a minute there compadre.”
Lukas Podolski scored 42 goals for Germany in his first 83 caps. He only scored 7 more goals in a futher 47 caps. I'd say that must annoy him.
Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was
Hey @grok who is the most famous person to block my profile? doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was