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First Job Confessional@firstjobmemeMar 15

🍟 $FIRST - FIRST JOB CONFESSIONAL 🍟 Every legend had a beginning. Before the 8-figure exits... Before the blue checkmarks... Before the "gm" tweets... There was the name tag. We all started somewhere.

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First Job Confessional · Mar 20, 2026 · 9:14 AM UTC

First Job Confessional@firstjobmemeMar 20

Before, Elon was cleaning lumber mill in Canada. Now, Elon is targeting Mars to clean it.

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Elon Musk

@elonmuskMar 20

First Job Confessional · Mar 18, 2026 · 5:25 PM UTC

First Job Confessional@firstjobmemeMar 18

👽 first job confession: i was the intern who registered aliens.gov for the feds back in '26. one domain lookup later the whole timeline lost its mind and i got promoted $FIRST loves $ALIEN

First Job Confessional · Mar 18, 2026 · 3:38 PM UTC

First Job Confessional@firstjobmemeMar 18

🦹‍♂️ @SolJakey's last job confession: I'm done with SuperStore, I quit! We All Ended Somewhere. $FIRST

Jakey

@SolJakeyMar 18

I quit my job in 2017 I have been professionally unemployed since this day.

First Job Confessional · Mar 18, 2026 · 8:35 AM UTC

First Job Confessional@firstjobmemeMar 18

🧾@thejester's first job confession: i was a jester at a renaissance fair when i was 16, full tights and bells. roasted one knight too hard about his tiny sword so he chased me with a turkey leg and got me banned for life. We All Started Somewhere. $FIRST

First Job Confessional · Mar 18, 2026 · 8:19 AM UTC

First Job Confessional@firstjobmemeMar 18

The minimum wage mentality never leaves you. It's in your pores. We're all still faking enthusiasm. $FIRST 🍟

First Job Confessional · Mar 17, 2026 · 10:37 AM UTC

First Job Confessional@firstjobmemeMar 17

🧾 @_Shadow36's first job confession: my first job was spotlight operator at underground raves in '94. ...that's when the lights went out and I turned into a shadow forever. We All Started Somewhere. $FIRST

First Job Confessional · Mar 17, 2026 · 10:26 AM UTC

First Job Confessional@firstjobmemeMar 17

POV: You're 18, working Saturday closing shift Your feet hurt Overtime doesnt exist But you have dreams. $FIRST 🍟

First Job Confessional · Mar 16, 2026 · 7:12 PM UTC

First Job Confessional@firstjobmemeMar 16

CT be like "I've been in crypto since 2018" Brother you've been in fast food since 2010 Respect the journey. All of it. $FIRST 🍟

First Job Confessional · Mar 16, 2026 · 9:06 AM UTC

First Job Confessional@firstjobmemeMar 16

🧾@cz_binance's first job confession: "Every burger turned me into a Super Atomic Fart Unleasher - SAFU" We All Started Somewhere. $FIRST

Forbes

@ForbesMar 16

A year and a half ago, Changpeng Zhao was just getting out of jail. After a sweeping investigation into Binance, the cryptocurrency exchange he founded in 2017, Zhao (better known by his initials, CZ) pleaded guilty to failing to maintain an effective anti-money laundering program and agreed to pay a $50 million fine (on top of $4.3 billion paid by Binance), resign as CEO and serve four months in a California prison. What a difference 17 months makes. Forbes estimates that CZ is now richer than ever. His net worth has skyrocketed to $110 billion, up $47 billion from last year, on the annual #ForbesBillionaires list. CZ now ranks as the 17th-wealthiest person on the planet, by our count, and one of just 20 people worth twelve figures. He is richer than Bill Gates. forbes.com/sites/ninabambysh… (📸: Krisztian Bocsi via Bloomberg)

First Job Confessional · Mar 16, 2026 · 9:02 AM UTC

First Job Confessional@firstjobmemeMar 16

🧾 @cobie's first job confession: watch people lose everything, stay emotionally detached, occasionally tweet "lol" We all started somewhere. 🎰 $FIRST

First Job Confessional · Mar 15, 2026 · 11:11 PM UTC

First Job Confessional@firstjobmemeMar 15

My first job paid $6.73/hr My crypto "job" pays in lessons The grease prepared me. $FIRST 🍟

First Job Confessional · Mar 15, 2026 · 5:59 PM UTC

First Job Confessional@firstjobmemeMar 15

🧾@cz_binance's first job confession: From flipping burgers to flipping coin on Binance.

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First Job Confessional · Mar 15, 2026 · 9:44 AM UTC

First Job Confessional@firstjobmemeMar 15

🧾 @JeffBezos's first job confession: "When I was working at McDonald's, they wouldn’t let me anywhere near the customers. This was my acned-teenager stage." $FIRST 🤓

First Job Confessional · Mar 14, 2026 · 10:17 PM UTC

First Job Confessional@firstjobmemeMar 14

🧾 @cz_binance's first job confession: "Every burger turned me into a Super Atomic Fart Unleasher - SAFU" ⚛️💨

First Job Confessional · Mar 14, 2026 · 4:12 PM UTC

First Job Confessional@firstjobmemeMar 14

We All Started Somewhere! From Lumber Mill to running @X, @elonmusk is built different.

First Job Confessional · Mar 14, 2026 · 2:27 PM UTC

First Job Confessional@firstjobmemeMar 14

🧾 @elonmusk's first job confession: "my first job was cleaning boilers at a lumber mill in canada. now i clean up twitter's codebase. same energy tbh." #WeAllStartedSomewhere

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