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Pasadena, CA
Joined February 2009
Movie theaters are so exciting right now, are you kidding me
The road is calling once again. Experience David Lynch's Palme d'Or-winning WILD AT HEART on the big screen when the newly restored classic returns to theaters this Friday. Get tickets now!
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Muppet Walmart ad sucks btw
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I know the Muppets started as ad pitchmen, I don’t think any purity is being sullied here, it’s just a shitty ad. They just do the song again, sped up, with celebrity cameos that are giving “people who said yes.” Creatively bankrupt IMO!
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It's true I got to record for this! I had fun and everybody was really nice to me. They let me keep the fish!
‘THE SIMPSONS’ will air an episode titled ‘The Kosmic Kruiser’ where Bart and Lisa break into Krustyland’s “most notorious and failed attraction.” Jenny Nicholson will appear in a guest role.
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I want this played at my funeral, it’s that important to me
Happy anniversary to The Times They Are a-Changin', the truly cursed Bob Dylan Broadway musical that opened on this date in 2006 (and closed a couple weeks later). For "Like a Rolling Stone," they had the whole cast—wait for it—roll around on stones.
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Martin is so joyful and Frasier is so cruel
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Eric Bauza has sadly passed away at the age of 46, his family confirms in new Instagram post.
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He looks like he’s about to play Medium Alison in Fun Home
Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson on stage at MTV’s Total Request Live in 2004.
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Might as well have a gun to his head
Bill Hader poses with the titular cat at #TheCatintheHat premiere
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For the 17th year in a row, Lane Pryce ranks as the #1 Halloween costume in America among both men and women
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me when i have a friend
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Might be the meanest thing anyone has said about the show thus far
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her lyricism
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Incredible to witness people not realizing Nathan Fielder is a funny guy
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BREAKING: A baby was born with full facial hair this morning. This has never been seen before in the world
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Smash Bros announcer: ARCHIE BUNKER! Wii remote speaker: W҉I҉L҉L҉ ҉Y҉O҉U҉ ҉S҉T҉I҉F҉L҉E҉ ҉Y҉O҉U҉R҉S҉E҉L҉F҉?҉?҉
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Replying to @justinbieber
@justinbieber haha. well played. CHUCK NORRIS won American Idol...only using sign language. #FACT
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I love it when people I've never heard of have an affair
cheating is an act of insecurity. just be poly or open, it's 2026.
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Oh, so I guess Danny McBride sucks
Shane Gillis and Danny McBride play feuding weathermen in a new four-minute Kalshi ad. “In the past year I’ve made some questionable trades on contracts for local weather, Costco hot dog prices and cricket,” McBride said in a statement. “Working with Kalshi to make this very unique ad was a great way to both make amends on some of my questionable predictions, but also get to work with Shane, and reunite with my good pal, Deep Roy.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/sha…
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