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INTJ, Dad of boys, sysadmin, PowerShell coder, occasional gamer, 3D printing hobbyist, security enthusiast, and serial CTF participant. Dude. 🌵☀️🇺🇸💛💙

Joined February 2017
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My superpower is knowing how to work all the old gadgets, and all the new ones. #xennial
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Fixed Computer retweeted
There were many people who voted for VP Harris and are dissappointed with the election results. I was one of them. However, we will not be storming the U.S. Capitol. Because we got class n' shyt. We're not uncivilized like these mufuckas.👇🏾 *sip*☕️
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I wonder if that was the same two dudes from last year. #TimesSquare
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Fixed Computer retweeted
Replying to @DOGE
Work from home programs should NOT end. Why is DOGE working against something that’s literally efficient and saves the government money? It benefits both the workforce and the government. Benefits: Cost savings in utilities due to reduced energy consumption for heating, cooling, and lighting, building maintenance, cleaning services, office supplies, furniture, etc. Hours saved in commute time resulting in higher productivity, decreased turnover, reduced absenteeism, increased recruitment and retention. @elonmusk , @VivekGRamaswamy , @DOGE , #WFH #Remote #WorkFromHome #telework
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The only people hating on remote work are the people who aren’t allowed to. It’s funny when you require some people to work in the office they find a way to defend it. It’s like Stockholm syndrome.
Elon Musk on why remote work is poison: May 31, 2022
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Watching all of the right wing reactions to Hunter Biden‘s pardon is an early Christmas present. Oh, how I love to watch these double-standard wielding weenies 🤡squirm when something unfair happens to them. 💙🇺🇸 I’m so proud of my president for making this bold move.
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The things the radical maga retards will do. They would rather plunge this nation into chaos than see it thrive under a democratic leadership.
Replying to @BillAckman
“Short every bank stock in the country. I don’t care if the market is closed for the weekend, get it done.”
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So… Now we sit back and wait for the shit show to begin. Again.
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OSINT challenge. Where was this photo taken?
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Excited to see this. Hoping for smart card support port/ PIV pass through support on the new windows app for mobile.
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Proud to be a member of the generation of dudes who call other dudes, "dude."
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