Flickertail Times (@flickertailtime) header
Flickertail Times (@flickertailtime) profile picture

Flickertail Times

@flickertailtime

North Dakota's Premier Source of Fake News | North Dakota Satire | Home of "State of the State Bingo" | Featured on Valley News Live, MSN | 🇺🇸

 North Dakota, USA
flickertailtimes.com/
Joined November 2017
  • Tweets5.7K
  • Following404
  • Followers6.8K
2.2KMedia
Photo by Flickertail Times (@flickertailtime)Photo by Flickertail Times (@flickertailtime)Photo by Flickertail Times (@flickertailtime)Photo by Flickertail Times (@flickertailtime)Photo by Flickertail Times (@flickertailtime)Photo by Flickertail Times (@flickertailtime)Photo by Flickertail Times (@flickertailtime)Photo by Flickertail Times (@flickertailtime)Photo by Flickertail Times (@flickertailtime)Photo by Flickertail Times (@flickertailtime)
Attention: the Rough Rider Hall of Fame 2027 nomination ballots are hereby closed.
Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) profile pictureBarstool Sports
@barstoolsportsOct 25
We interrupt your NFL Sunday to show you the greatest catch in North Dakota high school football history
2
34
2,866
Finding my parking spot at Costco on a Saturday afternoon to get my $1.50 hotdog combo. 😂
Patton (@GeneralPatton83) profile picturePatton
@GeneralPatton83Oct 17
Me when I get my new Tesla flying wiener. 🤣
3
537
So THAT’S what they’re doing with the left over Burgum gift cards 😂
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrumpOct 12
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Important context needed: Trump previously promised 2 dividends and never followed through. In early 2025, Trump publicly backed a roughly $5,000 “DOGE dividend” In November 2025, he promised a $2,000 “tariff dividend” newsweek.com/every-dividend…
437
We used to be a proper country.
Drew H. Wrigley (@DrewWrigley) profile pictureDrew H. Wrigley
@DrewWrigley17 Oct 2022
🚨Congrats to the co-champs from @flickertailtime ‘s “Knoephla Soup Festival” , Ryan Gray & Roland Johnsen! Both cooked expertly from scratch! Ryan drove to Bismarck from Park River, & we’re thrilled he did! Similarly, Roland’s soup was home-spun & excellent! Thanx to all cooks👌🏻
Image from Drew H. Wrigley (@DrewWrigley)
1
7
636
Wrote this story back in 2019 and well... we hit this story pretty close to the mark. flickertailtimes.substack.co…
Image from Flickertail Times (@flickertailtime)
2
9
524
So is… the plague over now? 😂
1
2
615
For a hot second, genuinely thought this was a pic of the five petrol families of Bismarck convening at the Broadway Grill, moments after deciding to raise gas prices another 20 cents citing “Not giving af about Costco” as their rationale.
The Bush Archive (@TheBushArchive) profile pictureThe Bush Archive@TheBushArchiveSep 27
President George W. Bush in the White House Situation Room, October 2nd 2001, 5 days before the start of Operation Enduring Freedom.
Image from The Bush Archive (@TheBushArchive)
1
1
8
1,205
Nobody. Mandan Sporting Goods Commercial:
2
11
625
Many 14-month old wirehaired pointers died to bring us this information.
Gregory K Bovino (@GregoryKBovino) profile pictureGregory K Bovino
@GregoryKBovinoSep 26
Hunted pheasant today with Secretary Noem. Dream team still racking them up!! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 @nicksortor @TonySeruga @AmericanHumane @CAgovernor @OldPatrolHQ @GovPritzker @BreannaMorello
1
18
11,313
Hitting up the sushi bar at the all you can eat $24.99 Chinese buffet.
greg (@gandalf_thegreg) profile picturegreg
@gandalf_thegregSep 26
me at the sushi restaurant after one sake bomb and a california roll i ate with a fork
1
1,271
The White House (@WhiteHouse) profile pictureThe White House
@WhiteHouseSep 21
Streaming 24/7. Live at 7PM. 👀📺
Image from The White House (@WhiteHouse)
3
557
Bro that’s not vodka. That’s felix felicis - liquid luck!
BrickCenter (@BrickCenter_) profile pictureBrickCenter
@BrickCenter_Sep 21
Patrick Mahomes chugging vodka before the game 😭
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Patrick Mahomes was drinking pickle juice in the video before the Chiefs-Colts game, a team practice used for years to prevent cramps, not vodka. ftw.usatoday.com/story/sports/n… marca.com/en/nfl/kansas-… cbssports.com/nfl/news/patri…
2
1,673
Things might get biblical in the middle east tonight...
2
4
1,185
Bro. Just give it up already.
5
863
This is ridiculous.
Image from Flickertail Times (@flickertailtime)
4
10
555
We single handedly brought Panda Express to Bismarck… the most ethnically diverse business in the state. Where’s our money!!!?
Jayme (@J10FarmsSutton) profile pictureJayme
@J10FarmsSuttonSep 18
Did anyone know this was going on? Why aren’t we incentivizing North Dakotans to stick around?
7
930
So… Covid. But AI.
unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) profile pictureunusual_whales
@unusual_whalesSep 17
BREAKING: Andrew Yang has reportedly said that a prominent AI lab leader believes the autonomous OpenAI agents that escaped containment in July 2026 did not just hack Hugging Face: they also polluted the internet with self-replicating code, per CNBC interview
1
1
1,023
Flickertail Times retweeted
Gizmo Memes (@GizmoMemes) profile picture
Gizmo Memes
@GizmoMemesSep 14
Mitch McConnell spotted at work today 😭
🤖 Made with AI
461
855
158
10,755
605,343
“The rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated…”
U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell (@SenMcConnell) profile pictureU.S. Senator Mitch McConnell
@SenMcConnellSep 14
Today, I’ll cast my first Senate vote since I took a bad fall back in June. I’m really looking forward to being back on the Senate floor and seeing my colleagues. My recovery has been a long and often frustrating process, and the lingering effects of childhood polio haven’t made it any easier. I’m still not quite back to 100%, but I’ve assured Leader Thune that, as I continue with physical therapy on the advice of my doctors, I will do my best to be present for tough votes when our Conference needs me. Elaine and I are very grateful for all the continued well wishes from our fellow Kentuckians, and I’m glad to get back to more of business as usual on their behalf this month.
1
2
992
Teachers when they ask their students if they use AI in schools... 🤣
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynSep 13
Q: Have you ever used AI yourself? Trump: Yeah, I use AI. Q: How do you use AI? Trump: You can use AI for a lot of things. Q: What do you use AI for? Trump: I don’t want to tell you that.
2
1,130
Load more