I'm an absolute delight©. Aunt to a wonderful nephew. Played Peter in the Cosby show. human-original slop Veni, vidi, cecidit de sella me

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Joined January 2009
And finally... in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, a man allowed his eight-year old daughter to take the wheel of his car. And an accident ensued, that damaged seven other cars, and injured six people. Which once again proves my theory: Women can't drive.
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i made it. yay.
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GM Does anyone know where the love of god goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours? Today is the 50th anniversary of the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald. 29 men lost their lives when she went down. Remember them and their families.
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Day 1 of the government reopening: > sure are a lot of black SUV’s out today > hope nobody saw my tweets the last 40 days lol > seriously what’s with all the black SUV’s God bless America
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When O.J. Simpson trial juror Gina Rodboro returned home this week, her little girls were delighted to have her back. And no wonder, she lets them get away with murder.
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As always, I challenge every mean girl who profits off of my content to donate $20 to the Hoes Mad Foundation (aka @Chilis Margarita of the Month) and drop the receipt. Stay forever frosty, hoes.
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Real recognize real.
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JUST GOT THE CALL THIS MORNING: AETNA APPROVED MY PROCEDURE!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s unknown when the surgery will take place. the hospital is trying to see if can still happen on monday as originally planned. but the biggest hurdle, @Aetna, has agreed to cover the procedure. unfortunately, this will be a one-off regarding aetna’s policy on this procedure, which is a shame. it should not be this hard for people to get medically-needed treatments. our medical insurance system is broken. i had very unexpected support from people who have power, and i thank them, sincerely. thank you all so much for all of the love and support and all the tagging aetna to keep pressure on them. i’m so excited to get my life back.
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It’s a great idea to get these tats before basic, the instructors will know you’re serious and will go easier on you.
New piece my cousin got before his ships to army basic training
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Seal recognize seal
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Fun fact: Two days ago was the 70th anniversary of Doc Brown inventing time travel after hitting his head on the edge of the sink.
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Women come up with the most outlandish stories rather than ever admitting that they farted
OH MY GOD A SKUNK SPRAYED SOMETHING IN MY YARD AND ITS COMING THROUGH THE AIR VENTS
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What I imagine Egg Nog drinkers look like at home.
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Just getting a reading on our new guy after he said he likes egg nog...
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Don't let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.
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When the chick you just met at the bar finds out you're an anti-nogger.
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The Netflix Philly Mob doc is incredible. An absolute must watch for people in Philly. And if Joey Merlino ever sees this just know, I don’t believe a word of it and I think you’re a pillar to the community
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Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept it needs help
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Day 18 of the government shutdown: > sent a pack of wild dogs into a Muslim neighborhood > used a fake ID to buy a gun > yelled fire in a movie theater (it was full of colored people) God bless America
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