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Joined February 2014
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Hey twitter people. I’m contentbyshy on Tiktok and instagram (its disabled for now) till I get it back. I capture moments you never thought would be captured with my phone. I make videos too not just for weddings but for events. Book me today, tell a friend about me. Here are some of my work.
Please book me for your intimate events. Weddings, naming ceremony, any event that passes the islamic rulings. I’m available to shoot and travel. Send a dm on instagram or TikTok for more details 🧎‍♀️
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Today I turn 43. My first salary was ₦60,000 a month. I lived on half and invested for my future. Over 20 years later, my portfolio can fund my family’s lifestyle if needed. To the young person making financial projections and wondering, “Can this really happen?” Let me share my journey. A thread…
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If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
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If you want to read one thing that’ll make you a much better marketer, make it the below article.
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If you want to be a great marketer, you need to be creating your own thesis of WHY people consume things and then relentlessly validating them in conversation and through creative testing
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my dad was a fucking rocket engineer who taught me something that made me RICH wasn't some soft ass "believe in yourself" bs it was QUICK MATH (keep reading it's saucy) this man ran calculations for missile trajectories in the military. could tell you impact coordinates in his head while other guys needed computers. but he'd say "close enough is better than perfect too late" "347 divided by 45? about 7. move the fuck on." he'd make me calculate brutal equations instantly. not perfectly. INSTANTLY. because in real situations perfect math gets you killed while you're calculating meanwhile you common folk are sitting with your calculator app making sure you got the EXACT answer while opportunities are flying past at 1000mph this is why you're easy to kill in business... you're trying to be PRECISE when you need to be FAST business decision? you want 22 spreadsheets and three consultants' opinions. your competitor already launched, failed, pivoted, and is banking while you're on slide 73 of your market analysis like some soft as baby shit analyst pricing your service? you're researching statistics for weeks. just pick a fucking number that scares you and TEST IT. wrong? change it tomorrow. you lost one day not six months. "but what if i'm wrong?" YOU WILL BE WRONG YOU FUCKING MORON difference is i'm wrong in 5 seconds and correct in 10. you're still thinking about maybe being wrong next year while i'm already counting money my first agency? picked price out of thin air. $5k/month felt insane. someone paid instantly. raised to $10k next day. then $20k. found the ceiling in 3 weeks. you would've surveyed 100 people and ended up at $2k because that's what the statistics said was "reasonable" quick math beats perfect math EVERY FUCKING TIME hiring? meet them, trust your gut, done. "but what about background checks..." shut up. you know in 10 minutes if someone's solid or soft as baby shit. everything else is corporate theater. launching products? ship at 70% and fix it live. "but what if..." what if you die waiting for perfect? at least i'm getting paid while fixing bugs instead of perfecting something nobody wants. here's what overthinking really is: FEAR dressed up as intelligence you're not being thorough. you're being a PUSSY, you want spreadsheets to blame when shit fails instead of owning your decisions like someone who isn't easy to kill fuck your process. 347 divided by 45? about 7 should i hire this broad? she seems hungry? hired. should i fire this client? they annoy me? gone. should i raise prices? feeling poor? doubled. CLOSE ENOUGH IS GOOD ENOUGH perfect is for common folk who die with perfect plans. done is for killers who die with results. i watch people spend 6 months on business plans that are worthless the second reality hits. my business plan was "make money." took 2 seconds. still works. you know what matters? VELOCITY not accuracy. 100 decisions at 70% accuracy beats 10 decisions at 95% accuracy. because those 100 decisions taught you what actually works while your statistics are still theoretical my competitors still calculating unit economics while i've tested 20 offers and found the one that prints. they have better spreadsheets. i have better everything else. quick math principle applies to everything: relationships? you know in 10 seconds if a broad is worth your time. stop needing 6 months of data to "be sure" investments? thesis makes sense and founder isn't soft? send it. your due diligence is just procrastination with a fancy name opportunities? someone offers you something that could work? say yes figure it out later. "but the statistics say..." statistics are for people easy to kill here's the truth: your best educated guess RIGHT NOW beats your perfect answer NEVER because while you're calculating, killers are DOING. while you're analyzing statistics, they're creating them. while you're planning, they're already celebrating. 347 divided by 45? about 7. good enough. NEXT. that's the yegor method. quick math. violent execution. adjust on the fly. everything else is mental masturbation that common folk use to feel smart while staying broke my dad could calculate missile impacts in his head but knew "close enough" beats "perfect too late" a "close enough" nuke skill decimates a city. a nuke that never launches does ZERO now make that fucking decision you've been sitting on. your gut already knows. stop pretending you need more data. study the yegor method.
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This is a very important question What do I want in my life? what do I want now ? What will I want when I’m 60? What will I want when 90? Once you can answer this you can start working towards it
I think one of adulthood's hardest questions is: "What do I want?" Not what I'm good at. Not what looks impressive. Not what other people expect. What do I want?
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My sister wanted to apply for jobs and didn't want to do the bullshit of customizing her CV for every job application. So I create a prompt to help automate the process. Go ahead and steal it. teapawt.net/shugarDadddy/status/20…
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let a nigga win lord
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If you ask me what skills you should Learn right now… → Learn how to leverage AI in your field (Sales, design, marketing engineering etc) → Learn Claude mastery(Skills, Prompt engineering, loop engineering & agent orchestration) → Master the AI tools that are relevant to make you faster, smarter, and more valuable(Higgsfield, Eleven labs) → Learn how to build AI agents that can simplify & automate real the real work. → Learn how to build AI systems with Claude for yourself, businesses and clients. → Learn to Sell, Create content, Write, Solve problems and communicate value! These are the skills that actually make you money. You don’t have to pay to learn them. I compiled the best free resources in one place. 👇🏽(Save this tweet)
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Returned a library book four years late yesterday. The librarian scanned it, looked at her screen, then at me. Her: This was due September 2019. Me: I know. Her: The fine is two hundred and forty dollars. Me: I know. Her: (pause) Her: Why are you returning it now? Me: I'm moving. Found it in a box. Couldn't leave town knowing I stole from the library. Her: You didn't steal it. You borrowed it and forgot. Me: For four years. Her: What's the book? Me: "How to Build Better Habits." Her: (trying not to smile) Her: The irony is not lost on me. Me: Can I just pay the fine? Her: We cap fines at fifty dollars. But I have to ask.....did you read it? Me: Three times, actually. Kept meaning to return it. Her: Did it work? The habits thing? Me: (pause) Me: I'm here, aren't I? She waived the fine completely. Her: Consider it a graduation gift. Me: From what? Her: From being the person who keeps things for four years. I checked out a new book before leaving. She smiled when she scanned it. Her: This one's due in three weeks. Me: I'll have it back in two. I did. She looked genuinely shocked. Her: Character growth. Me: Told you the book worked. Small victories. But they count.
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I find that many women have internalised the idea that it’s a man’s job to ‘lead’ or steer a relationship, so they just wait and wait for him to define it because whenever he chooses to is the right time. They want more but are afraid to ask a simple question or start an honest conversation because they’re hoping he’ll eventually do it. But you’re an equal participant. Clarity is something you should actively seek, not something you sit and wait on. You have every right to state what you want, ask where things are headed, and leave if the answer isn’t what you’re looking for. Why even hand someone else that much power over your life? Stop treating yourself like a passenger in your own story. You have agency. Use it.
Nothing I hate more than this coined “Situationship tag” .. if you’re beginning to talk to me more than normal .. I always ask where this is headed ..and almost immediately I get my response on if I’m wasting my time or not
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Obi Ezeude built a multibillion naira business - Beloxxi by selling only one type of crackers biscuit. Till today, they're still not diversified and still make only crackers - though now in variants. As at 2016, they raised about $80m capital for a minority stake. Going by that, they're likely a unicorn by now. Another makes multibillions from kulikuli distribution. Yes you can build a unicorn styled successful business out of nigeria by selling one product. The problem is that we benchmark our success metrics with the USA market standard, when we are not selling to the same market and the same dynamics or purchasing power. Another factor is the opacity around company performance and numbers, except for those who are publicly listed. Most companies operate in secrecy and seldom disclose their numbers, valuation or indices even after fund raises. So it's tough to properly value them and assess their impact. Our market creates its own unicorns. It's just that we keep assessing our businesses from the same lense as those that operate in America. I think it's time for us to also develop parameters to value our own companies and maybe create an African Unicorn category - or a new name for it.
American market is insane. These guys built a unicorn from just selling one type of cookie. Can someone build a unicorn from selling doughnut in Nigeria? 😊
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🥀I’m a Nepo kid off the sheer fact that my LAPO parents sheltered me from other LAPO kids my whole life, Made a nigga think we were rich😂😂💔
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i’ll always be a fan of talking things out no matter how twisted and moronic your pov might be. because without it, you’ll be genuinely convinced you’re on the right path until that jarring realization from a rebuttal. that’s why it’s important to stay teachable
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You finally built the business, now you can clearly see why it was an untapped market.
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Nobody talks about Kilimanjaro the way they talk about Chicken Republic. No viral moments, Twitter debates or "which one is better" arguments at the office. Just over 80 Kilimanjaro restaurants across 17 states and a founder who left banking because he looked around Port Harcourt and thought, why is there nowhere decent to eat around here? That question became one of the most quietly serious food businesses Nigeria has ever produced. A thread.👇🧵
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Wallahi Nigeria is a funny country ngl 😂 4 police officers in Abuja last night, allegedly extorted N53,000 from the ICPC Chairman, Dr. Musa Adamu Aliyu (SAN), at an illegal checkpoint around the Banex area of Abuja without recognizing him… 😂💔
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STILL I RISE BY MAYA😊 You may write me down in history With your bitter, twisted lies, You may trod me in the very dirt But still, like dust, I'll rise. Does my sassiness upset you? Why are you beset with gloom? 'Cause I walk like I've got oil wells Pumping in my living room. Just like moons and like suns, With the certainty of tides, Just like hopes springing high, Still I'll rise. Did you want to see me broken? Bowed head and lowered eyes? Shoulders falling down like teardrops, Weakened by my soulful cries? Does my haughtiness offend you? Don't you take it awful hard 'Cause I laugh like I've got gold mines Diggin' in my own backyard. You may shoot me with your words, You may cut me with your eyes, You may kill me with your hatefulness, But still, like air, I'll rise. Does my sexiness upset you? Does it come as a surprise That I dance like I've got diamonds At the meeting of my thighs? Out of the huts of history's shame I rise Up from a past that's rooted in pain I rise I'm a black ocean, leaping and wide, Welling and swelling I bear in the tide. Leaving behind nights of terror and fear I rise Into a daybreak that's wondrously clear I rise Bringing the gifts that my ancestors gave, I am the dream and the hope of the slave. I rise
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