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Might have to give out regular apples for Halloween this year because razor blades are so expensive. Thanks Biden
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Saw this headline, went “for the sake of my well being that’s not real” and then went and dipped my feet in this gorgeous open ocean and now I feel better
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@TMZOct 25
Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers tmz.com/2026/10/25/nicki-min…

Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers

Nicki Minaj has received some informal nominations to be the next White House Press Secretary ... with 2 staffers glowingly floating her name as a replacement after Katie Zacharia was fired.

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