Daily Canadian satire & AI memes that hit too close. No sacred cows. No filter. Engineer • Musician • Philosopher of the Absurd

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Well, there’s one reason to not eat pork…
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🚨Stockton Report just dropped the receipts. Canada is drowning in fraud: student visas, OSAP, mortgages, licences and almost all of it runs straight through our immigration system. Worse: you’re the one bankrolling the hotels, modular housing, and infrastructure while Canadians sleep in tents. Auditor General: 153,000+ student non-compliance flags. They investigated almost none. Many fraudsters got approved anyway. This isn’t incompetence. It’s a business model. Retweet if you’re done paying for it. 🇨🇦 #cdnpoli #CanadaFirst #HousingCrisis
🚨Stockton Report🚨 Canada is drowning in a fraud crisis—and almost all of it traces straight back to immigration. Worse—Canadians are bankrolling the housing supply in their own communities to make it happen.
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Mark Carney’s Immigration Policy: When you think you can’t jam in even one more… Elbows up grease!
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This is the greatest crime perpetrated against Canadians ever.
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No. Just fucking no.
Elbows will go down in history as the stupidest people on earth!
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A long time ago in a galaxy that smells like shit…
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“ Brampton man. ” “ Surrey man. ” “ Toronto man. ” “ Calgary man. ” “ Ottawa man. ” “ Edmonton man. ” “ Winnipeg man. ” “ Mississauga man. ” “ Vancouver man. ”
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If you are wondering if South Africa is still an apartheid regime, today you got your answer. Three innocent black men were gunned down, and all of X is defending the shooter. This is what happens when you let people have guns and don't take racism seriously. A lynching defended by people on X. Disgusting. Have a wonderful day, Wolfgang
🇿🇦 In South Africa, a father kills three carjackers in a shootout while protecting his children He and his two children were leaving their yard when a white vehicle blocked them. One attacker held a gun to the son’s head at the gate while another opened fire. The father returned fire from the car, killing one on the spot. The other two fled but later died of their wounds.
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This is pretty disgusting… Ngl. Deport. Deport. Deport.
This is pretty radicalizing... Ngl.
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Q: What happened to the dream? A: Opportunists, 3rd world savages & idealistic retards. Opportunists and 3rd world savages are beyond repair, but socialist idealists, you need to wake up fast. You forgot the rest if the verses and got fixated on open borders…that needs to come LAST. Peace first. Imagine - John Lennon Imagine there's no heaven It's easy if you try No hell below us Above us, only sky Imagine all the people Livin' for today Imagine there's no countries It isn't hard to do Nothing to kill or die for And no religion, too Imagine all the people Livin' life in peace You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the world will be as one Imagine no possessions I wonder if you can No need for greed or hunger A brotherhood of man Imagine all the people Sharing all the world You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the world will live as one
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The infiltration of Canada is very real👇
‼️BREAKING - New report claims Canada is a target of "tamkeen" ... an Islamist entryism strategy The report explains that Canada is explicitly NAMED as a target in the Muslim Brotherhood’s own 1982 “Project” and 1991 “Explanatory Memorandum.” The strategy, tamkeen, means gradual institutional takeover from within. No Canadian government has ever investigated these networks — unlike the US, UK, France, and Austria. -Examples: Government entryism - A Muslim Federal Employees Network pushed for Muslims as a protected equity group. Islamophobia envoy Amira Elghawaby lobbied the CRA, Public Safety, CSIS, and deputy ministers on its behalf and proposed taxpayer funding. -Electoral capture: The Canadian-Muslim Vote targeted 60–80 ridings. Their 2025 “Vote Palestine” campaign locked in endorsements from 344 candidates. Palestine was the #1 issue for Muslim voters in their own polls. -Non-profits: CRA audits of MAC and ISNA Canada flagged Brotherhood alignment, foreign political activity, and terrorism-linked entities. -Campus infiltration: University of Waterloo took >C$3.8M in Qatari funding , memorialized a former president of the Hamas-linked Islamic University of Gaza, and cut its Technion partnership under pressure while Qatari ties stayed. Report by ISGAP
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Remigration Anime
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Behold the stunned, slack-jawed French activist, a proud member of the left-wing cabal and one of the loudest, most relentless champions of flinging open the gates to North African migration. Apparently, for years she has whitewashed every riot, rape, and rampage they unleash, shrieking “racism!” at anyone who dares notice the wreckage. She owns a precious little chic boutique in an upscale corner of the country she helped dismantle. When the horde came for it, she planted herself in the doorway like a saint, bleating that she was the famous asylum activist, that she had fought for their entry and their permanent presence, that she was on their side. They spat on her. Knocked her down. Trampled her underfoot. She is lucky to be breathing. They emptied the shop of every last item, the lifetime of work and struggle reduced to empty shelves and broken glass in a single feral afternoon. She ended up on the metal shutters, dazed, staring at the ruins, unable to process that the thieving, rabble-rousing, criminal, barbaric hordes she had spent her entire existence defending and inviting in were the ones who had just fed on her. Because of her celebrity as a defender of North African “refugees,” every French media outlet yesterday plastered her story and her photo in front of the gutted boutique. Poor, bewildered thing, a whole life squandered, and she still cannot grasp the scale of the suicidal stupidity that helped drag France into this ruin. Even when you feed the crocodile, it will still eat you.
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The EU is the modern USSR.
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He's real 🤯
¿Tenemos la FOTO DEL AÑO? (Dueño defendiendo su tienda de videojuegos durante los disturbios en Francia)
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This image is a perfect metaphor for the infiltration of the west.
Pour moi, c'est l'image la plus horrible de ce 17 octobre: Un couple d'octogénaire dépouillé de tout, en pleine rue, laissé à moitié nu. Comme si les Rolex, les Vuiton, les Hermès, les Dior, les Sephora pillés n'étaient pas suffisants pour la revente. L'image qui devrait être un signal d'alarme pour tout l'occident. L'image d'un pseudo président qui a perdu le contrôle. Qui a totalement échoué envers son peuple. L'image d'une gauche radicale qui a sacrifié votre propre identité pour faire de votre pays une zone de guerre, aux arrières-plans culturels qui n'ont rien à voir avec les vôtres. Cette image est effrayante!
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Canada needs to be more like Poland.
Warsaw, just now. 1:35 a.m. France vs. Poland tonight.
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Wake up Canada. This is on the doorstep👇
To every American, and to everyone watching France burn from abroad: Do not blame the French people for this. We never asked for it. We never voted for it. And the one time we were clearly asked, we said no. Here are the numbers your media won't show you. 70% of the French say there are too many immigrants in France today. 79% want a tougher immigration policy. 77% disapprove of the government's record on immigration. 83% want foreign criminals and long-term unemployed foreigners sent home. And no, it's not just the old. 69% of French 18 to 24 year olds support suspending legal immigration for three years. This is not a fringe. This is the French people. In 2005, we were asked if we wanted the European Constitution. 55% voted no. Three years later, our politicians passed the same text under another name, through parliament, without ever asking us again. That is modern France in one sentence. The people say no. The elites do it anyway. So who is responsible? The politicians who lied to us. A class of leaders formed in the same schools, the same forums, the same networks, loyal to each other before they are loyal to their nations. In 2017, at Harvard, Klaus Schwab, founder of the World Economic Forum, bragged about his Young Global Leaders program in four words: "We penetrate the cabinets." He added that it was true in France. Emmanuel Macron was one of his Young Global Leaders. It's the same project in Brussels with Ursula von der Leyen and in Paris with Macron. Borders treated as an obstacle. Nations treated as relics. The people treated as a problem to be managed. What you are watching in France is not the French people failing. It is the end of the globalist project, an abject, quasi-communist dream of a world run by unelected planners. It is collapsing everywhere in Europe at once, and the West has to cut this cancer out before it takes the rest of the body with it. The peoples of Europe don't want this. They never did. So when you see our town halls burning, don't say "the French chose this." The French never chose this. They were forced into it. If you're French and you agree, repost this so the world hears it from us. If you're American, look at us carefully. Then choose differently on November 3rd.
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NEW: The INSANE number of foreign workers in Canada: Liberal Gen X and Boomer politicians will tell you "We NEED temporary labour for economy!" Well thats funny because THEY never had to compete against low wage labour. They are pulling up the ladder behind themselves.
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