@formerlyoffline

former femcel, retired abg, current mad scientist

 SF
Joined January 2025
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they hired a Gen Z kid to handle my dentists appointment scheduling????
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@formerlyofflineOct 26
dressing up as a zyn pouch for halloween so i can be inside him for once
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@formerlyofflineOct 23
autonomous AI agent swarms have unfortunately hacked my phone again and sent out thirst traps to every guy i know, please disregard unless you’re into it in which case please regard
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♑︎@harajukuamishJul 30
"she's a minor" okay she's also hitler
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Genie@lettersfromjunoOct 25
I love being in California because I can have no ass
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dressing up as a zyn pouch for halloween so i can be inside him for once
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hamsta@goobygirl2Oct 25
i'm love you
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this could be us anon
pip@pippy_skippyOct 25
girl who bullied me in high school just taught me how to do my first line of coke #yeahwhynot #experiences
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lol my tweet made it into a news article @claudeai pls invite me to ur influencer pr dinners now fr 🥹
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@OpenAI @ChatGPT u have the chance to fix this and have me pledge allegiance 👀👀👀👀
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#NewProfilePic a/b testing at formerlyoffline hq
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it was a pleasure purposely misunderstanding and talking past one another with you
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autonomous AI agent swarms have unfortunately hacked my phone again and sent out thirst traps to every guy i know, please disregard unless you’re into it in which case please regard
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me n who
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Erik Anderson@AwardsWatchErikOct 22
All adventurous women do.
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interviewing for technical roles and im doing better when im barefaced and wearing glasses hmmm 🤔
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@formerlyoffline6 May 2025
i’m not a founder hounder bc i want my husband to be rich it’s just that i only want to spend 2 hours a week with him
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،’،@lnubloomOct 21
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this is a personal problem and not something every asian american woman experiences and does not represent how we feel as a whole.
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bao bae in the bae area
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