@fountinsofwayne

you’re making me feel like £0.76 in your hand

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In all frankness hell will be too good a fate for them
Congolesa Rice@judeinlondonMay 21
I want every single terf to know that nobody will miss you when you die. Not even your kids. Your contribution to society is nothing but cruelty and you’ll all burn in hell
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j.b. exte@jbexte13h
saw someone refer to food as “W chews”. i like this and i think i will bother everyone i’ve ever met with this for roughly the next year or so
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In the boys defence, if I was out in the garden with the lawnmower and her mum came out straight from the shower to tell me I missed a spot I would also think that I was in there
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Andy Malafarina@andymalafarina15h
Bunch of 20 year olds just doing an S Tier Airplane style bit randomly at their party.
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@sadngkidOct 23
When they started opening the fridge i lost it
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That set list is… something
Vivahate72@vivahate7210h
The Strokes in Newcastle tonight, shame they couldn’t be arsed to play the last three songs on the setlist.
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ash@AshwinRaman_10h
NEYMAR. RONALDINHO. FELIPE MELO. WILLIAN. THE CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY. YOUR BOYS TOOK A HELL OF A BEATING. THEY TOOK A HELL OF A BEATING!
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i remember watching this on itv2 one night when i was around 11 or so and when my mum asked what i was watching and i told her i got sent straight to my room and banned from the telly for a month
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big duntles@bigluntyOct 25
sometimes you have to just leave it
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Gray@Spectre_Gray18h
My favorite aspect of Mass Effect 1 that the sequels don't capture is the vast and lonesome splendor of the games' setting. In ME1 you fly to the furthest reaches of space and drive for miles across magnificent empty worlds that might never be traveled upon again. It's beautiful.
Gray@Spectre_GrayOct 25
Mass Effect 1 is like "here are some random planets for you to spend five minutes on" and they have the most beautiful views you've ever seen
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I have to sign things every day at work, and I’ve done it so often that I just default to a scribble as opposed to my usual signature but what if someone calls me up on it one day and goes here these don’t match, you’re in big trouble? #sundaynightthoughts
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Replying to @bigmanpezza
it does look fab
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@bigmanpezza
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propa fackin film this. tom blyth and david jonsson (as per) both ace
dylan🇵🇸@fountinsofwayne15h
nw:
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insane freak guy@Beer_PisserOct 25
A goblin's web history would be so boring man they'd just look up simple weapons and pictures of gold coins and shit
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Replying to @JailTheEnglish
i’ve been trying for so long to get a ticket anol
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Just tried to nip to the shops in this weather
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precedent set. i expect anyone wearing the poppy will have it digitally removed.
Mike (They/Them) 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿@_MxMikeOct 24
First they censored “Protect The Dolls”, now the BBC are censoring pride pin badges leicester.news/bbc-edits-out…

BBC edits out pride pins on University Challenge in ‘Orwellian’ move

Two University of Leicester students speak out over ‘absurd’ and ‘Orwellian’ decision by the BBC and ITV Studios to edit out pride pins worn on University Challenge

leicester.news
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not to be vile on god’s day but i am very aroused
Natali Simmonds@NJSimmondsbooksOct 24
My life has been changed forever 🌯
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Repeat after him: there is NO majoritarian ethnonationalist project that is not racist. None.
Brandon 🇵🇸@Brandons__1Oct 23
"Zionism is racism, like slavery there is no good version of the project" - Ta-Nehisi Coates
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elizabeth 🤓@elizardbethcOct 24
Mexican foo: yo who is that Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes First foo: naw but what’s her last name though
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