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Joined May 2026
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Kyle Phalen? More like "Phalen To Make A Point"
Replying to @1shotML
I could immediately tell this was Tom because he's doing the "using all caps when confidently incorrect" thing. Forensic linguistics is really quite something. teapawt.net/fleshsimulator/status/…
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Look, did it make it harder to hear what people are saying? Yes. But you have to remember that without it, you wouldn't be able to get phone calls from India. Imagine how boring it must have been to always know that the person calling you will be an American you can hear clearly
boomers learned to talk on the phone when it was all over copper, there was zero lag, the audio quality wasn't compressed to shit they give millenials and zoomers this disgusting VoIP slop w/ 2001 teamspeak audio and 500ms lag and wonder why we don't make calls
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Well THAT'S odd 1shot's weird fleshsimulator.com site has a private archive with a password
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French Onion Soupulator retweeted
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HALF THE INTERNET IS FUCKED BECAUSE AN INDIAN INFOSEC CERTIFICATE AUTHORITY PASSWORD IS "4"!?!?! WHY ARE INDIANS IMPLEMENTED IN INTERNET PROTOCOLS!?!!!
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You laffed at the heckel. Dont insalt my inteligence callin it persicution now like we didnt both seen exactley what happend. We allso aggreed we'd brodcast youre doubble down unpayed, you was perfictly cleer bout that so dont go rewritting it now. Youre feelins changed, thats w…
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I'll be back, don't worry.
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DC area psychiatrists be like "My office is an unlabeled white door on the 3rd floor of an office building off a highway with brown road signs. We're interested in putting you in a clinical trial for an exciting new drug called Adamlanzadol! No, we don't take insurance."
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20 year old flesh sim: Do you treat airplane anxiety
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Psychiatrist: Do you feel angry often? 20 year old flesh sim: Mostly just nervous on airplanes. Also I have a really hard time focusing. And falling asleep. But I sleepwalk so I can't take ambien
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I used to do this job
i will die happy when we can do this in america
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French Onion Soupulator retweeted
every internet community has a will stancil hidden inside of it. a role model that doesnt ignore his gut, listens to his heart, and DOES something. always build a psychological profile of this person if you find one.
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French Onion Soupulator retweeted
The only reason you fear the machine god is because you don’t fear God. Kinda sad to let a clanker fill the God sized hole in your heart. Ur probably going to hell btw.
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They're calling it one of the debates of all time
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Replying to @frenchoniulator
1shot might be the debater of all time
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If you don't have a degree, this is how leftist accounts view you and talk about you in private BTW
Friend Of The Working Class UAE Falcon Finance, on 'People Without a College Degree'
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Friend Of The Working Class UAE Falcon Finance, on 'People Without a College Degree'
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They show you a picture of your doordash driver now
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You look like if Project Delta was a shoegaze band
SHOUT OUT @GoadGatsby FOR BROKERING AN UNEASY PEACE DEAL BETWEEN @maoistlandlord_ & I. TRULY DA GOAT ❤️🐸
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