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If you buy a ticket to see Johnny Depp’s Ebenezer movie the person behind the counter should press a button and a trapdoor opens beneath you and you slide down to hell
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when jenny holzer said THERE IS A PERIOD WHEN IT IS CLEAR THAT YOU HAVE GONE WRONG BUT YOU CONTINUE. SOMETIMES THERE IS A LUXURIOUS AMOUNT OF TIME BEFORE ANYTHING BAD HAPPENS. #Spilled
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translation from woke progressive american english: female sports are about all girls being pleasant to look at and only being positive and not allowing themselves to ever be sad or disappointed because women can only be smiley happy and kind :)
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Replying to @otracarlamas
Why are women’s sports always treated so differently than men’s sports. We don’t want the sports to be all giggles and happiness. It should be judged the same as men’s sports. We need women’s sports to be perceived seriously not another way to be “cute and giggly”
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Oh really. Would a guy with "no motion" be enrolling in a thursday evening community college ceramics class?
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“mom i’m gay” ok
"mom, I'm lesbian" ok
"mom, I'm trans" ok
"mom, I'm furry" ok
"mom, I'm therian" ok
"mom, I'm non-binary" ok
"mom, i hate Armand..”
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men who spit onto the sidewalk probably also do disgusting sex crimes like really violent and awful
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se ha caído ao3? ni me enteré. de hecho, no me importa. avisadme cuando se caiga "don quijote de la mancha" de miguel de cervantes de la estantería, entonces ahí sí que me preocuparé
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the concept of armand critiquing twilight as he watches it with louis and louis accidentally bringing up his suicide attempt in response









































